Abbreviation Wishes and Status Messages

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
Kitkat: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
Perk: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
Munch: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

Blessing Means:
B - Begin you day with.
L - Love in your heart.
E - Expect blessings.
S - Share goodness.
S - Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N - Never forgot that.
G - God is with you all time.

Do U Knw What is the Meaning of Stupid?
S = Sari Zindagi
T = Tumse
U = Umar Bhar ki Dosti
P = Pana Chahta Hon
I = Is Liye
D = Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna.
Ok Stupid?

Do You Know What Pakistan MeanS?
No?
O.K.
Let Me Tell You
P-> Perfect
A-> Aimitious
K-> Kool
I-> Islamic
S-> Super
T-> Talented
A-> Able
N-> Nation..

- 5+1 Can Sit In A Car…
3+1 Can Sit In A Auto..
1+1 Can Sit In A Bike..
Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart
Thats ‘you’
My Dear Teddy Bear..
Have Good Teddy Bear Day,,,

What is the meaning of SMS ?
Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.

True Meanings of Girl
G= Gossip May Sab Se Aagey..
I = Innocent Sirf Shakal Se..
R = Rone Ki Automatic Machine..
L= Ladai May Sab Ki Maa... ;-)

You are a Donkey
D?4 decent
O?4 outclass
N?4 nice
K?4 kind
E?4 excelent
Y?4 young

When all the birds
leave the sky….
when all friend’s say
goodbye…
I will be there always to
tell U….
Hi

Do U Know What Bhai Stands For
Bhai
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals

A simple “Salam” can be so sweet

S: Sada Khush Raho
A: Abaad Raho
L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho
A: Arzuain Puri Hon
M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna
So SALAM 2 ALL.

In 2010 Pakistan Means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS Kg
K=Khud Kash Hamle
I=Ilm Ki Kami
S=Sarko Pe Pani
T=Trafic Jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No Electrictiy ;->

Meaning of Father:-
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!

When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=Loss Of Money.
O=Out Of Mind.
V=Vaste Of Time.
E=End Of Life.
So Don'T LOVE.
Only Line Maro?.

Sheikh Means
S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture: An art of transferring information.

It's My Last Msg To U.
Last Bole Tu..
L= Love U Always
A= All Time Miss U
S= Save U In My Heart,
T= True Friend In My Life.
So Don'T Wory N B Happy! ;->

A lamp doesn’t speak. It introduces itself through its light.
Achiever never expose themselves, but their achievements expose them.

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
Mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.

Meaning of smart:
s:still
m:mad
a:always
r:responsible
t:teasing

Politics is the art of achieving the
Maximum amount of freedom for
Individuals that is consistent with the
Maintenance of social order.

T-Teachers are like candles,
E- Every inch they consum,
A - Are stars 4 students,
C - Cheerful and kind,
H - Helpful and fine,
E - Extra-ordinarily,
R - Ready to,
S - Shine,

D - Dear
A - Always
R - Remember
L- Love
I - Is
N - Not
G - Game. ;-)

Pains
Positive
Approach
In
Negative
Situation.
With these Pains one can surely win and gain in this life…

I am always thakful to god
For making me:
Good,
Understanding,
Jolly,
Religious,
Amazing,
Talented,nd
Intelligent
In short
Gujrarti
I proud to be a Gujju.

You Shut Up
U Knw?
Shut Up Means:
S=Surprises for u
H=Happiness for u
U=Unlimited love for u
T=True passion for u
U=U always in my mind
P=Praying for u
So again..

Friend means
F = free frm all formalities
R = right to say any thing
I = in anyway
E = either good or bad
N = no sorry no thnx
D = daantna peetna allowed 24 hours ;-)

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning…
So study hard ok !!!!