April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Everything has a day... Every pet has a day... Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!

We''re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

A day will come?
When the whole word will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But take heart,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

Do a few replacements ... Substitute Gravy instead of coffee granules !

I hope life isn''t a big joke, because I don''t get it.

i message
recieved

1
cool person
sent it

1
fool is
reading it

1
fool is
angry

1
fool is
still reading

1
fool will frwd this
msg to another fool

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year
!2008!

Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada Agar Aisa sochte Ho to BewQoof Ho Tum Sab Se Bhi Zyada

If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.

Even the gods love jokes.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

If your last one out of the office, empty multiple packs of Jello or Gelatine into the Toliets - the result next morning will be fun

He who is born a fool is never cured.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

# Break a chilli pepper and rub it a few times on mugs and cups .. adds spice to the daily cup of coffee.

The maple syrup''s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I--

God saw your parents hungry, He created pizzas. God saw they are thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw them walking, He created car. He saw them without problems, He created you!

Agar ap se koi kahe k
aap
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
or
"GENIOUS"
ho
to rakh k us ka munh pe thapr dena

or kehna march ka mahine me
APRIL FOOL?

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I''ll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Get access to another person''s office, cubicle or room, and move the entire contents of it to another location or even just outside the door. Another variation is to turn all objects in the room the opposite direction.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.