April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 13

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh Proverb

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil''s Dictionary

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese Proverb

Even the gods love jokes. ~Plato

If u save this msg, it means I''m cute. If u edit this, I''m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i''m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i''m cute!

He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb

Real friends are those who, when you feel you''ve made a fool of yourself, don''t feel you''ve done a permanent job. ~Author Unknown

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool''s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.
- Anonymous

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis Mencken

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas Adams

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman

Don''t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~Irish Proverb

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I''ll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd''nhead Wilson, 1894

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb

We''re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers

Suppose the world were only one of God''s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw

I hope life isn''t a big joke, because I don''t get it. ~Jack Handey