April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

The fool is always beginning to live.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

Dont approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

Silence is the wit of fools.

Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool.

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark, or the man afraid of the light?

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
mistaking foes for friends.

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fools Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

There is no greater fool than he that says, There is no God, unless it be the one
who says he does not know whether there is one or not.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A fellow who is always declaring hes no fool, usually has his suspicions.

Small April sobbed, Im going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

If it thunders on All Fools Day,
Expect good crops of corn and hay.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldnt be any fun living in it, or profit.

Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God''s fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect.

Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.

Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.