Attitude Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Superb thought..!
'a person who believes in working..
Will always have a job…
But
A person who thinks 'kon kare.'..will always be a boss'

People may call it Attitude,
But I call it Reality:
CARE 4 only those people
who DESERVE it
Bcoz We are NOt Jokers
to Entertain Everybody.

Sum people don’t understand d way I’m,
Sum r hurt by d way I talk,
Bt wat cn I do if dat is d real me,
‘SORRY’ I’m nt ‘Perfect’
bt
Definitely not ‘FAKE’.

Obama: How poor is india.
Anna: Beta tumhara pura desh jitna oil khata hai na utna to shanivar ko hum HANUMANji ko chada dete hai.
Baat karta hai!!

Height of Attitude...!!
She said: I LOVE You .
I Said: I Love Me Too ....!!
Attitude Reloaded.. ;):p

Girl: I hate you.. :-x
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Boy: WoW.. Wht a co-incidence..:-D:-P

Principal:
Why Are U Late?
Ur Class Mates Came
Together On Time.

Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone.

MY ATTITUDE -
I dnt consider wat ppl think or talk about me..
i juz b’live dat,
Those who know me, know me well,
N those who dont know me
can go to HELL.
:-) :-)right na??

Mam:there r 5 birds on tree,u shot1,how many left?

Kid:none,as othrs fly.

Mam:its 4 bt i lik d way u think

Kid:i hv qustion mam.If 3 women r eating ice cream-

1 licking

1sucking

1biting

which 1 is married?

Mam nervous: d 1 sucking

Kid:no,its d one wearing the mangal sutra but i like d way u think.

'First We Make Our Attitude
Then
Our Attitude Make Us…'

If som1 steps on ur foot n asks:
‘did I hurt u?‘
step on there foot hardly
n ask…
can u feel my answer.?
Sometimes
its good to be stupid..

Anyone can give up,
It's d easiest thing 2 do.
But,
To hold it 2gether wen everyone expects U to fall apart,
Dat z d true strength:-)

The audience see a Joker as Joker !
But d Joker sees himself as a
Performer ” No matter wat others
think , Its your life , Go on with
confidence…

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood …
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great … =P ;)

A Man saw a Poor Young Boy looking at his expensive Car. He was in a gud mood that day and so he offered him a drive…
The Boy couldn’t blv his luck and joined him..
Boy: Car is marvelous…its so huge..What’s the Cost ?
Man: I don’t know Exactly..My Friend Gifted it..
Boy: So Nice of Him..
Man: I know what you are thinking..You also want to have a friend like him right?!
Boy: No, I want to BE THAT Friend …!!

Dont stress me you cant impress me
I aint a tease
Im just a reminder of what you cant please.

Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
“I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?” :P ;->

Pta Nhi Log Meri itni Respect kyu Krte h,
Mai Jb Unhe Msg Krti hun To Wo Apna Sir Niche Juka kr Mera Msg Padhte h,
Bilkul Tumhari tarah. 'UFF MY CRAZY Fans'

Dont try to understand me.
If you do
Then either ull go mad;-(
Or
You will start loving me
Yes I Hav Made MISTAKES
Bcos My Life Did Not Come With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL

Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?

Think Big; You may not be perfect in many things,
But many things cannot be perfect without YOU..:)
Stay special in your own little ways..:P

Soldier : 'Sir, We are surrounded
by enemies on all side'.
Hitler : 'Excellent we can attack in
any direction!
'Attitude decide life'

Boy-i cnt marry u… give my luvletr back..!!
Next day gal gave him a big basket ful of letr and said 'Find urs n get lost…!!';) )

Dedicated 2 All Grls Wid High Attitude :
Sweety! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants u..!
Always Remember,
Cheap Items Hv many buyrs

Wen It Rains
All Birds Occupy Shelter
But Eagle Avoids Rain By Flying Above D Clouds
Prblem Iz Common 2 All
Bt Attitude Makes Difference.

Difference of Nature :
Two girlz wearing same T-Shirt
Response-'Kamini COPIED MY STYLE'
2 boyz wearing same T-Shirt,Response: 'O Mera Bhai';-)