Birthday Wishes and Status Messages - Page 16

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don''t mind, it doesn''t matter.

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you''ll grow out of it.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Be kind to your kids, they''ll be choosing your nursing home.

We are all born naked and screaming and if you''re lucky that sort of thing won''t stop there.

Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The soul that rises with us, our life''s star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And cometh from afar; Not in entire forgetfulness, And not in utter nakedness, But trailing clouds of glory do we come from God, who is our home.

Just remember, once you''re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

You''re not forty; you''re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.

For him in vain the envious seasons roll, who bears eternal summer in his soul.

the birthday of my life
Is come, my love is come to me.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth,
Stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!

He not busy being born is busy dying.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night. -

And in the end, it''s not the years in your life that count. It''s the life in your years.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday."

Each ten years of a man''s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.

If I''d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I''d have taken better care of myself.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom StoppardOne compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man''s estate, is the gift of education.

Everyone is the age of their heart.

May you live to be a hundred and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There''s never any convenient time for any of them. - Margaret Mitchell Gone with the wind
Nobility is not a birthright. It is defined by one''s actions.

Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?

Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.

You were born an original. Don''t die a copy.

It''s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.

Money is appropriate, and one size fits all. - William Randolph Hearst on suggestions for gifts

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.