If I''d known I was going to live this long (100 years),
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
That word had in my youthful ears;
Grow old along with me!
Getting old ain''t for sissies..
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Time may be a great healer, but it''s a lousy beautician.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven''t arrived yet.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
birthday but never remembers her age.
Old age isn''t so bad when you consider the alternatives.
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it''s because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
My mother groaned, my father wept, into the dangerous world I leapt; helpless, naked, piping loud, like a fiend hid in a cloud.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
wondering what the hell happened.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman''s
I''d have taken better care of myself.
You''re not 40, you''re eighteen with 22 years experience.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Inside every older person is a younger person -
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
I''m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
My birthday!--what a different sound
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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