Birthday Wishes and Status Messages - Page 25

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Happy birthday sweetie, i send to you a kiss, along with lots of love and hugs.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

Its a dedicated ceremony, an aniversary, but not wedding. the easy way to tell is its birthday. have a smile in all the way

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Donot keep ur mind dal or boring always keep smileing-then the whole world will smile with u. h?ppy birthd?y.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Happy birthday sweetie may all your dreams come true, and on this day of happiness i send my love to you.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

This is my earnest prayer for you. may the love of god b with you all day through with his endless, boundless grace may he richly bless your life with much happiness and success. happy birth day

May u have al da joy ur heart can hold. all the smiles a day can bring. all the blesings a life can unfold. may u have gods best in everything. happy birth day.

Just remember, once you''re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

But yours gives most; for mine did only lend

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

You''ve always been so special i''ve known it from the start, while you were reaching for my hand...

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that''ll get you home earlier.

Your birthday as my own to me is dear...

I''m sixty years of age. That''s 16 Celsius.

We know we''re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.