Birthday Greetings - Page 29

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Time may be a great healer, but it''s a lousy beautician.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

You''re not 40, you''re eighteen with 22 years experience.

I''m sixty years of age. That''s 16 Celsius.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that''ll get you home earlier.

Just remember, once you''re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

But yours gives most; for mine did only lend

Your birthday as my own to me is dear...

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

We know we''re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

You''ve always been so special i''ve known it from the start, while you were reaching for my hand...

Happy birthday sweetie, i send to you a kiss, along with lots of love and hugs.

Happy birthday sweetie may all your dreams come true, and on this day of happiness i send my love to you.

May u have al da joy ur heart can hold. all the smiles a day can bring. all the blesings a life can unfold. may u have gods best in everything. happy birth day.

This is my earnest prayer for you. may the love of god b with you all day through with his endless, boundless grace may he richly bless your life with much happiness and success. happy birth day

Its a dedicated ceremony, an aniversary, but not wedding. the easy way to tell is its birthday. have a smile in all the way

Donot keep ur mind dal or boring always keep smileing-then the whole world will smile with u. h?ppy birthd?y.

We pray that the almighty keep u steadfast on his path & that he extend his grace, compassion and mercy over you. may you remain a source of love joy & inspiration 2 ur parents & family. may he keep u safe humble and courageous on times of adversity & success.

Here is the weather forecast for today, there shall be showers of blessings all over u & a heavy downpour of god''s love all around u. happy birthday !!

On ur b''day, some words of wisdom... ...smile while u still have teeth. happy b''day

On ur special day... may dis day b filled with da warm sunshine of luv, & da bright rainbow colors of laughter. happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you my daling little ducky may it be good sweet and filled with happy times x x

With lots of love, this message comes 2 say u''re wished the joys u so deserve especially 2day..... & may the days that lie ahead be extra-nice 1, 2o, filled with all the happiness thought 2 come 2 u. !! happy birthday !!

I''m so blessed 2 have a friend like u this comes with many loving thoughts & warm wishes i send 2o may ur day be filled with laughter on this ur special day & may the finest things in life always come ur way happy birthday!

I would like to thank god for bringing you to life. and i would like to ask god to give you as much years to live as he can

Am so glad to have a friend like u happy birthday

I am simply thank ful to god that u r again with me in this new year of lif n i wishing u happy birthday

Happy bday monkey head!!

Happpppppppppppppp birth......... day........ toooooo....... u...........

May the good lord bless you with excellent health and defend your life from the evil one! see many more years happy bithday

As god add life to your yearsmay he add years to your life happy birthday