Boss Day Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Prayer of an Employee:
Dear God,
Give me the wisdom to understand my boss,
Give me the love to forgive him,
Give me the patience to understand his deeds
But dearest God, don't give me power because if you give me power,
I will break his head

Hello Boss
I want to say something
Something very important
Something very very very
Important
Boss: what's that
Boss You are Fire

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, your wife very sweet

The smallest act of kindness is worth
more than the grandest intention.
Thanks for helping me always.
Happy Boss Day!

Boss: Why did you leave the job?
Applicant: Illness
Boss: What was the trouble?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me!

I thank you for your kindness
I will not soon forget
You're one of the nicest people
I have ever met.

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it.
Happy Bose Day.