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Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.
Deep9009™
Mon, Apr 19, 2010
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