Santa Banta Quote: Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls ...

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I''m Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"