Jokes Quote: Since I had treatment by a private doctor I''ve lost five ki...

Since I had treatment by a private doctor I''ve lost five kilos in weight. The doctor''s bill was so enormous I''ve been unable to afford to buy any food to eat.
''Doctor, doctor! My small son has just swallowed a roll of film.''
''Don''t worry. Let him rest a bit and we''ll wait and see what develops.''