April Fool Quote: The maple syrup''s full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the...

The maple syrup''s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I--