Jokes Quote: You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if... your favorite hallucinog...

You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
you think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
you get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants.
you believe the waiting room should be equipped with a ...