Jokes Quote: You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if... your immune system at...

You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...
your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
you have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
the EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
you tell the doctors and nurses that you don''t get paid anything to do this and they look at you like you''r some kind of a freak.
your idea of a good time is a ...