Christmas Wishes and Status Messages - Page 12

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ"s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

What happened when Santa''s cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
Did you know that all the angels in Jesus'' heavenly choir had
the same name?
Sure, haven''t you ever heard the song, "Hark,
the Harold Angels Sing"?

What do you have in December that you don''t have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can''t hear you!

What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
Baby reindeer.

How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter?
Mice skates.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I
wanted you for CHRISTMAS. From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

What is Frosty''s favorite breakfast cereal?
Snow Flakes.

Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
Dracula''s.

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don''t exist!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.

What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.

Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.

Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

What did Adam told his girlfriend on December 24th ?
It''s Christmas! Eve.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don''t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .enjoy your holidays !

What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
I don''t know, but don''t try to fix its bow tie!

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U

What is Santa''s favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.

What did the guest sing at Eskimo''s Christmas party?
...Freeze a jolly good fellow..

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don''t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.