Cool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

Take the date u r born, x4, +13, x25, -200, +mth u r born, x2, -40, x50, + last 2 digit of ur yr u r born, -10500. Notice anything? Try it, interesting

In one's life U make
new friends
some stay
some leave
hope u keep me in ur heart as i keep u in mine.

When u feel depreesed, confused or hurt.
Dont worry stand in front of a mirror, u will find the best one to solve ur problem.
TRUST YOURSELF,

I________You
1.Want
2.Love
3.Care For
4.Need
5.Hate
6.Kill
7.Help
8.Miss
9.Will Be With
10.Forget
11.Like
12.Slap
Fill Any 1 For Me,Reply With Reason..?&Send To Me..*..

Msg peh msg bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja karab karthe ho,
lekin bhejte ho to kya bhejte
khud ka bheja to chaltha hi nahi,
dusron ka bheja hua bhejte ho...

GOLDEN RULE....
I dont belive in taking right decision..
But...
I take decisions & then make them right....

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once

1450, Baby Food
300, Doctor
950, Medicine
800, Toys
600, Diapers
200, Gripewater
200, Powder
500, Soap
Total
Rs.5000/-Or
CondomRs.5/-Faisla Ap Pe he

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

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Try this ,
go to write msg,
ACTIVATE Dictionary [ T9 ],
then hide your screen with 1 hand
& Type 4164771968,
now remove ur hand & read it…..
then SMS me.

Do u know u look gr8 wid 2 pounds less? I mean ur clothes weigh exactly 2 pounds

Suna Hai Aap me dimag bahut hai...

Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,E,I,O,U Na Ho!

Its Challenge 4 U .
Plz Reply

THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…

A very touching conversation :
Re.1 to Rs.1000 -
Where’ve you been.?
Rs.1000 - Went to Discos, Pubs, Casinos, etc.,
and You.?
Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!

Never get tired of doin little things to others,bcoz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my sms to u.

near 1s r not dear,
dear 1s r not near.
it is easy 2 remember near 1s,
but very difficult 2 forget the dear 1s...

If u r 2 b paid $1000
for each kind act u’v ever done,

and 2 collect $500
for each unkind act of yours,

would u b rich or poor?

Do not look at physical appearances,
they can be deceiving.

Do not look at riches,
For they are only temporary.

Rishte hote hai zindagi bitane k liye,
ham khud ko mita de ise nibhane k liye,
milne ka to nasib nahi,
so sms kiya hamari yad dilane k liye.

send dis to all ur freinds and see wid what nos..they rate u...
01 = I like u
02 = I love u
03 = U're funny
04 = U're cool
05 = I don't really care for ur personality
06 = U're good looking

HEIGHT OF Bindasness:
Entering late in the Class without permision & saying to Mam-
.
.
.
.
HEY SWEETIE,
CARRY ON. DON'T STOP FOR ME

Do u know,why 14 november is celebrated as childrens day?bcoz it cums just after 9 month of valentine day.

tangdasti agar na ho ghaalib tandrusti hazaar nemath hai

Laugh like
u've
never cried.

Play like
u've
never lost.

Love like
u've never
been hurt.
&
Live like
there is no
TOMORROW....

Inteligence is like an underwear. It is imporatnt that u have it, but not necessary that u show it....

Small minds talk abt Sales.
Average minds talk about Business,
Great minds talk abt Growth,
Bt CHAMPIONS like u Nevr talk, they just PERFORM n the WORLD talks.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

maths magic:>

13837*
ur age *
73 = ?



just try it.
U will get an interessting answer.

women
women
women

if u praise them, they think u r lying.
if u don't, u r gud 4 nothing.
if they talk, theywant u to listen.
if u listen, they want u to talk.
if u kiss them, u r not a gentleman,if u dont u r not a man.
if u agree to all their likes, u r a 'joru ka gulam'.
if u dont, u r not understanding.

women
women
women

so hard to live with them,
even harder to live without...

Collector banna hai to IAS pado...

Doctor banna hai to MBBS pado...

Lawyer banna hai to LLB pado...

AUR







BEVAKUUF Banna ho to mera SMS pado....