Cool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat…..

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

What is wrong with your cell?
Tried calling lots of times.
Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.”

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

never mind people when they say you''re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.

i like all of them exept the ones where salman khan is mentioned. hw can u say stuff bou hm lyk dat????

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Very honest
Very cute
Very honest
One in trillions
Very stunning
Very gorgeous
Good looking
Fit
I think it’s enough
About me
WHAT ABOUT YOU???

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets

A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.

pls tell the sky not to cry. it reminds me of something i want to forget and i dnt want to cry anymore,

Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u''ll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....

I am sure,
You were born n this world
As a cute baby.
Now that u are grown up
I have one question……….
WHAT HAPPENED???

the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.

A funny boy looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Boy replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn''t hash,
Then your situation''s hopeless and your system''s gonna crash!

What’s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER , R-------RESPONCIBLE , I--------INTELLIGENT , E-------EAGER TO MAIL , N-------NICE , D-------DIVINE , S--------SIMPLE , H-------HEARTLY , I--------INTERSTED , P-------PEACEFUL

In My friends U is My best friend
SO, I like U
U forget me
I can’t forget U.
I love U my friend.

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1, Too Many Questions. 2, Difficult to Understand. 3, More Explanation is Needed. 4, Result is always FAIL!….

Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.

It’s time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE''S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN

fish ready ?
yes boss
chiken ready ?
yes boss
omlate ready ?
yes boss
mutton ready ?
no boss
kyu?
bakara now reading the shayari.

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....

A friend is
1% FUNNY
2 % SWEET
3% CARING
4%LoVING
90%GOODLOOKING
That’s why I am your friend.

sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...