Cricket World Cup Wishes and Status Messages

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team out Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khiladi N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia

Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!

Uska Baap Umpire Tha

Meri Bowl Ko No Ball Keh Diya..!

Dhoni bivi sy:

Mujhy chaaey to dena.

Bivi ne plate me chaaey daal k di.

Dhoni ghussy se bola:

Cup me daal k do.

Bivi: CUP to AFRIDI ley jaaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat dalo.

Abi Safar Baqi Hai

Hamen To Manzil Pay Jana hai

Australia, South Africa & India Sab Ko Harana Hai

Jo Laga Hai Dagh Dehshatgardi Ka hm py

World cup Jeet k is Dagh ko Mittana Hai

Jis ny Hamen Kia hai Underestimate

Champion bn k Unhen Dikhana Hai Inshalla

Best of Luck jan jan jan Pakistan

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo
Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.

Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Saeed Ajmal … =)

Pakistani Team Ko Milne
Wali Dhamkiyon Ki
Waja Se ICC Ne
Pakistan K
Saray Worldcup K Matches
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“KARACHI”
Shift Krne Ka Faisla Kia Hai’

Ponting apni biwi se:
Mujhe Chai to dena
Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke diya
Ponting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do!
Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le gaya,
Isi me peene ki aadat dal!!

Cup- Pass In exam
Stadium-College
Pitch- examination Hall
Batsman- Student
Bowler- Q. Paper
Bat- Pen
Ball- Question
Umpire-Sir
Play Well

Afridi- hum sachin ko 100 run nhi banane dege.
Misbah- par hum use kaise rokege, he is form.
Afridi- hum 100 se pahele allout ho jayege.

M for MS Dhoni, M for Motera - India beat Australia, M for Mohali - India beat Pakistan, M for Mumbai - India beat Sri Lanka

THANK YOU Team India for giving us this GLORIOUS and PROUD moment. JAI HO :-)

Congrats!!! We did it!!!! Great job bringing the cup back!!! Strong work Dhoni, Tendulkar and company! What an awesome match :-)

Breaking News:
Mulk Bhar Mein World Cup K Season Mein Light Nahi Jayegi
Notification Jari
Mubbarak ho saab ko!

GOVT OF INDIA…

Anhoni ko honi karde, honi ko anhoni, Ek jagah jab jama ho teeno Rajni (Tamil superstar Rajnikanth) Ghajani (nick name for Bollywood star Aamir Khan after he acted in the film) and Dhoni.

Mohali mein liya Panga

To Lahera diya Tiranga

Baja diya Mohali mein Danka

Duba dee Mumbai mein Lanka!!

Congrats India!!! Awesome win :) We are the CHAMPIONS. Jai ho!!!