English Jokes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak..!

You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
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** DUST BIN **

Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn't do?? ©_©
Teacher : Not at all. :|]
Little Johnny : That's good. Actually I didn't do my homework!!!!!

According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
.
The other 13% have no
computer.

Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!

Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw...

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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.It is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!