Exams Wishes and Status Messages

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai…

‘Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door….

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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror.

4 things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!

Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!

Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the best!

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!

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I Hate Exams.........

IF WE WANT TO SEE NEXT DAY WE MUST PASS ON FROM NIGHT SAME WAY IF WE WANT TO GO TO NEXT CLASS WE HAVE TO CLEAR EXAM. HAY!!!! ALL THE BEST FOR EXAM

Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

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Gud ni8!!!:-)

In Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi
Questions nikalta hai!!

Student's life:-

Whole year:

DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..

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Last 2 days b 4 exam:

SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA AAYA HAI TERE DARR PE...

Forgot me na..??

Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....!


But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait
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Urs Lovingly
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University Exam..! :)

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!

To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies!
Best of luck!

Exams r near
At d paper u stare
The answer is nowhere
It makes u pull ur hair
Grades r not fair
But just lik d past 15 yrs
We don’t care!
Best of luck!

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

Exam is a way by crossing which,
A student enters into
New world of studies,
Experience and also
New world of friends.

Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Dost
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Dua hai FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawal aa jaye....

Special yoga for highly stressed students

sit on your chair bend your head back

close your eyes slowly completely relex & say
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Bhad me gayi degree...........

A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
"WE"
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)

Quote 4 students-
2 days before the exam-We refer foreign author
1 day before exam-We refer local author
On the day of exam-We r the authors

Students Attitude :-

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At The Time Of Exam Preparation:-

Ah V Ho Gya :D

Ah V Ho Gya ((:

Ah V Ho Gya xD

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In EXAM: Ah Ki Ho Gya :o

Two Reasons To Give
Exam …

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .

2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …

May ur xams be like d pieces of chocolate cake,very easy and satisfying and tasting marvelous alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck