Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Engr's k dilo ki awaz...
Zndgi ka rukh mod denge,
Sari bndishen tod denge...
Ye sem jaise-taise pass ho jaye yar....
Nxt sem mein pakka fodd denge...

exam ka sabse hansi wala samay kaun sa hai
jab ham paper mai kuch nahi likhe ho aur teacher kahe apni copy chupao bagal wala dekh raha hai

Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati

STUDENT LYF
9am-wakeup
10am-breakfast
11am-thnkng 2 score 80%
1pm-lunch den sleep
5pm-t
6pm-thnkng 2 score 60%
9pm-diner
10pm-BHAGWAN BAS PAS KRDe

Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa jaata Aise mausam main hi to dimag ka dahi hota Dimag ki baat paper par nahi a pati Yeh afsna to result mei hi bayaan hota

exam special shayri....
PYAASI NIGAHO SE JALTA RHA MERI CHAHAT KA DIYA....
kooch importamt bata de mere yaar mene abhi shuru bhi nahi kiya.....

examination is garden success is flower god bless you with power to pluck this flower

The real value of infinity will be known to us when we open the 1st page of our text book on the night before our exam & see the no. of pages to be read..

Sometimes I feel like writing the word 'LOL' at the end of every answer in exams.

It is time 4 EXAMINATION..
study with CONCENTRATION.,
English with PUNCTUATION...
Maths with CALCULATION..
Biology with CLASSIFICATION..
Chemistry with COMBINATION..
Now where is time 4 RELAXATION.

question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum paper lekh lekh ke mar jaaye hum

Exam ANTHEM:-

Hum sub honge pass
Hum sub honge pass Ek din
Ho ho
Likhte hai bakwaas
Fir bhi hai viswaas
paper hoga Jakkhas Ek din...

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?

Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

Exam is like a war! questions are like bullets! a single pen
can't attack all enemies! don't
worry! lets keep bullet proof
material called 'BITS'. OK?

Upcoming Horror Movies

*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

exams are here
shivering in fear
still books are no where near

Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandishe tod denge
Ye exam
Jese-tese nikl jae Yar
Next exam me to pakka record tod denge. --:

Every student is confident in exam hall to try their luck in multiple choice.

got it...mil gaya kamina...
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN"
was the first to invent the exams...!
4WARD to all students!

This Is How We Feel While Doing An Exam: Tik Tok.. Tik Tok.. Mind Block.. Pen Stop.. Eyes Pop.. Full Shock.. Jaw Drop.. Times Up.. No Luck.. Oh F**K..!!

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...HAPPY EXams Days.

Whch is d most beautiful feeling in the world?
whn u try 2 look at ur frnd n u find dat ur frnd is already looking at u.
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Location:
exam hall;-)

What's d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres? Those in d exam centres are damn serious.

Wat's the most painful sentence other than 'I hate u'?

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"Wat's your exam result"??
Plz don't hurt me with tis

3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

...2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.

3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U

attitude towards exam = tommorow is my exam but i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper cant decide my future

Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta..
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Par Fir
Socha,
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'Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi

IIT Mumbai Exam best question:


Spell the word 'COW' in 13 letters.


Toppers could not answer,
but last bench boys wrote....

"SEE O DOUBLE YOU".


Think different....

Guzri hui exam ko yad na karna,
Answr sheet me kya likha uski fariyad na karna,
jo hoga vo hokar rahega
us tension me apna vacation barbad na
karna

Students policy:

1 week before the exam v refer-

Foreign author


1 day before exam v refer

Local author

on the day of the exam
We r the authors...!