Exams Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me

STOP
DROP
AND...
STUDY FOR YOUR FINALS

Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

FINALS cant you see I''m busy!
Leave no Messages until I get back...

har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn''t do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me.

Granted, prostate exams aren''t the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It''s well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don''t get it done.

I''m a Nervious RECK..Finals are in [XX] days Don''t IM me..Don''t talk to me..Don''t call me..Till I have fully recovered from this horrific shock!

Finally finals are finally almost over. FINALLY!

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they''re cramming for their final exam.

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Studying for those things that they call "Finals" ... why do they call them finals when it really isn''t the final test that you have to take...

When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.