Facebook Wishes and Status Messages

I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time...

A Boy's Facebook Status
During Class:
I Am Online
From Class....
Comment From His Teacher:
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Beta Test Me 0 Mila Hai
Aa Ke Dekhega Ya Tag Karun..

You are My Shona.....
I Dont Want you Khona...
I Need In your Heart
A Small Kona...
If U Dont Like Me....
I Will Start Rona....
and Phir...
Never Chup Hona.....
I luv you alot.

Boy: I heard you are great in
ALGEBRA?

Girl: Yes! why?

Boy: Can you please substitute my
X without
asking Y?

Son to His Mom:
Mom You Know Na,
I Love You A Lot.
But Sorry Mom,
I Can't Accept Your
Friend Request On Facebook.

A Naughty Answer given by a girl
when asked-How you feel when sum1
gives u a flying kiss?
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G!rl - I feel boyz are lazy..

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.

Who says, One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?
I did it many a time.

Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.

Whatever happens, happens for the best
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on Facebook!

Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!

Studies show that friends who like My Posts have an above average

Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.

I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.

Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers.

Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!