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Updated 11 years ago
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 111

I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 35

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 92

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs……

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 32

A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 39

Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 31

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 29

Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn’t fit u…

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 71

U have wasted
12345678910
…seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 112

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 93

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don’t u have any job?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 53

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. “Allah k naam par de de baba”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 95

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 32

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
<
>
* PRESS UP *

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

A - U’r Attractive B - U’r D Best C - U’r Cute D - U’r Dear 2 me E - U’r Excellent F - U’r Funny G - U’r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I’m J - Just K - Kidding

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rishi # 66

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 18

I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 25

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 87

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 38

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don’t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me… my friend

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sakshi # 86

us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 93

you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 121

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 68

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

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