Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us.

If one day you want to run away--
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you

If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.

If one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.

U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

A Crush is lik a cigrete. .. Strts off wid a spark, Appears 2 burn brightly durng d middle, bt finaly ends in ashes. Bt who cares v r al CHAIN SMOKERS..

A motorist hit a sparrow. He tk d unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screames"Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist"

Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?

If u find a friend better or sweeter than me,

I w'nt stop u,

but when that person leaves u,
Look behind

i w'll be there ready to say u,


"KARALI BEZTI"

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

A Man !s iNcoMpLeTe....untill he is married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AfTeR dAt he IS FINSHED..........

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

Wats d height of hope?
sittin in d exam hall, holdin d questn paper in hand n teln urslf
"dude, don worry. Exams wil gt postpond"All d best:)

God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"

I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with

Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart

U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.

May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R

U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

U R walking on long weak Bridge.Its realy scary n ur afraid.Usaw me n askd 4 help.I said i m sorry I Cant.But u never realisd i was busy holding the brige 4u.

u r cute

charming

cooooooooooooool

smart

classy

witty

attractive

endearing

loveable

that was sent to ME jst wanted U to read it

If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?

Baby I have an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U !

It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.