Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

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Updated 11 years ago
11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 81

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 24

All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey. you continue to read?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 50

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who''d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who''d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.


11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Some people say happiness is life. Others say it''s freedom & some say it''s money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 111

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 81

Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

ur v special 4 me. u shld alwys b safe my dear. i cnt b with u all da times. so pls b careful wheneva u jump
frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa # 62

Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour''s Dog!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 27

Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don''t eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 76

It''s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 72

Congratulations! You''ve been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 74

Kissing you baby is my dream. I''m the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 101

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 76

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 39

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 90

God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I''m ready for war.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 49

God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 69

Those who can''t have u hate u, those who have u can''t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can''t refuse u!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you''re worth that sacrafice!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 83

Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

Flowers are missing you.
Birds are calling you,
Please come back to zoo
because zoo is not zoo without you.

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