Friendship Wishes and Status Messages - Page 160

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya...
to koi paise se kangal ho gaya...
to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya...
Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!!

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my hear u will always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
i want nothing but a smile from U....

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( . ,.) .
( o ) ." . <3
"") ("") " "
Just blew u a
"Good Morning" virus!
Its Contagious... full of
"Love & Care"

Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don''t like 2 read,
or if my msgs disturb u,
then pls dont hesitate,
feel free to...
Throw ur mobile out!

Alphabetically advices for u:
ABC: Avoid Bad Company
DEF: Don''t entertain fools
GHI: Give-up High ideas
JKLM: Just keep liking me...

Ye we''re friends...
I''m jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I''m khaas,
I''m candle u r flame, I''m blush u r shame,
I''m spin u r googly,
U''r bandar I am mogly!

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!

If KISS is a BOOK,
i give u a LIBRARY,
If HUG is a SIM,
I give u a TALKTIME
If FRNDSHIP is a BIKE
I give u PETROL
If LUV is a LIFE,
I give u MYSELF...

Whatever is warm & inspiring
Whatever means most to you
Whatever makes you smile and brings you joy
THAT''S WHAT I wish for YOU!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND...

Aap kaha hai?
Apka ghar khai?
TV hai?
Kon se channel aate hai?
Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?
Aapke ghar me chipkali hai?
Bili hai?
Kutte kyo nai hai?
Audio hai k cd k vcd?
Home theatre kyo nai hai?
nal hai?
Paani aata hai?
Fridge hai?
Bada hai k chota?
Thanda karta hai?
ice banata hai?
kon c
company ka hai?
To dusri company
ka kyu nahi hai?
Fan hai k AC?
Cooler kyo nai hai?
Phone nai hai?
ACHHA!
Mobile hai?
Balance hai?
to sMs
KARO NA YAAR!

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_H_o_w_r_U_?_
_H_o_p_e_u_R_
_*_F_I_N_E_*_
_K_e_e_p_o_N_
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: ) Smiling
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To prove you are not an idiot take the test below:

Press down...
Press up...
look, you cudnt follow the instructions...
You failed... You are an IDIOT.

Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

God came 2 me & granted me 1 wish frm my heart...
I askd 2 arrange 4 a permanent smile on the face of person reading this sms.
Hope my wish is granted.
Gud morni!

I HATE YOU:
H = happy to see you
A = always miss you
T = take u in my mind
E = everyday never forget u.
I really want 2 say...
I HATE U"!

Tere bistar par makdi lage,
Tere room me machar fire,
raat ko lite chali jaye,
Puri raat garmi lage,
tere sapne me BHUT aaye.
Chal aab soja... Good Nite!

When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enuf 2 carry on...
Don''t give up, coz where ur strength ends...
.. my worth as ur FRIEND begins...

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.''.(.'',
''.''.''
AN APPLE A DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
If Doctor is Cute
then forget Fruit
and take Doctor away!

Touch ur heart
Close ur eyes
Make a wish
Say good nite
sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light
sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz
SWeet DreAms...

SMile!
I''ll take ur pic, 1-2-3 2 far!
o

J>
again!
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too close!