Friendship Wishes and Status Messages - Page 174

Love is friendship set on fire.

If i could choose but one friend, it would be you

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger - old proverb.

A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart

There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships ,plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most importaint types of ships are friendships

My best times, are the times I spend with you.

Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.

Life is nothing without friendship.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...





But the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

The road to a friend's house is never long.

Our house filled with happiness is our hearts filled with love

The best mirror is an old friend.

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

I'm not as dumb as you look.

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!