Friendship Wishes and Status Messages - Page 176

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....