Funny Birthday Wishes and Status Messages

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don”t know to express my feelings in SMS

Dear friend I am going to wish you your birthday with thanks that once again you are going to give me treat in a five star hotel, and rest of things we will discuss then, ok.
Happy Birthday.

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of YouR Dreams and ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Sum Special Plans.. Wishing U A Very Happy BIRTHDAy.

Two tips on your birthday - Forget the past, you can't change it., Forget the present, I didn't get you one :-)

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday!

Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day.

P.S Try not to think about your age. :-)

The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

As you are suffering from diabetics, I will give you the most desirous gift to you
Guess what, just sugar!
Happy Birthday.

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can”t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!

The Happiest Personality
For Your 'Birthday' Is Ur
'Mother'
Who Loved To Own Pain To
Have 'You' In Her Life.
Always Love Her.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday,
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'Smile while you still have teeth!'

A smile is a curve that
sets every thing straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope you share a lots &
receive a lots for days to come
happy birthday.

Father: Dear which gift would you like to have on your birthday?
Son: father I am not going to ask a lot of things on my birthday
I just want a girl and a Ferrari car to go on long drive with her.

Thinking Of You
And The Good Times
We Spent
Make Me Smile!

Happy Birthday To A Friend Who Always
Close My HEART

Its a dedicated ceremony an aniversary, but not wedding. The easy way to tell is its your birthday. Have a cool smyle in all the way & have a nice birth day.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

Tmhari iss ada ka kya jawab du,
apnay dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phul hota to maali say mangwata,
jo khud gulab hy usko kya gulab don
Janm Din Mubark Ho

A smylee is a curvee that
sets every thing straight
and wipes rinkle away
hope you share a lots &
receive a lots for days to come
happy birthday

If loverz are like moon & Brotherz are like starz then i hav noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars and thats YOU.....
Happy Birthday

A year of fun and happiness
is my birthday wish For you
yoU are someone special and your birthday should be too!

Happy Birthday My Dear

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every fall