Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

naag bola nagin se
mere gale mein tere pyar ka fanda
hai,...
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nagin bole naag se
mera khayal chod de
mera boy friend anaconda hai...

Hmare Doston Ke Dil Me
Mohabbat Itni H Hmare Liye Ki.,!
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Wo Msg Bhi Krte He To Doctor Ki Tarah.!
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1msg Subah.!
1msg Sham.!
Baki Sara Din Aaram.

Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1

the coolest attitude ever; log mere bare mein kya sochte hai...


agar ye bhi main sochu to log kya sochenge?? :)

Boy To God After Result
"Hazaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath Methi
Agr Pass Kr Deta To Kya Baat Thi
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God To Boy- Ishq Thoda Kam Ladata To Kya Baat Thi!!
Kitaabein To Sari Tere Pas Thi!! :P
God Rocxxxx....Boy Shocxxxx:p

Once Rohit Sharma walked into a bar,

the manager telled

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“Isko mat pilana, ye bahut zaldi OUT ho jata hai”.

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to
usme message templates kuch aise hote:
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1.Kamine call kar
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2.Cigarette lete hue aana
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3.teri bhabi k sath hu.
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4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de.
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5.kaha hai saale ??
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6.kal college ya bunk...??
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7.Dimag mat khaa.
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8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai,

Parents- "Exam kaisa gaya?"

Me- "Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!" :D :)

Friend- "Kaisa gaya yaar exam?"

Me- "Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine

Ek din mai akela udaas nadi k kinare baith kar usme patthar phek raha tha...

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Tabhi ek mendhak nikla

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bola :

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Aa ja paani ke andar

abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu saale , kutte, kaminey

meri item ka sar phod diya...

Specially for GIRLS.. :D

Petrol Badha Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .

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But

ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 3!!!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge

INQALAB ZINDABAD!!!!!

Pyar hua ,

Ikrar hua hai,

Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?

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Q na dare dil yaar

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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill..... !

Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.

He was shocked!

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'Kyunki

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waha already hum maggy bana rhe the

Bahut ho gyi tarif rajnikanth ki..

Engineering student ka dard.
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Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi
dosto.
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi
khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya
kroge.

"Main to yohi Paani ko Gaur se dekh raha tha

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mere ~*DOSTON*~

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Itne me Ek Machli nikal kar Boli:

... "Kamine tere Ghar me Maa Behen nahi hain kya?"

Duniya me 2 hathiyaar hai jo parmanu bumb se bhi jyada khatarnak hai..
1. Ladki ki smile
2. Ladki ke ansu
Jo kisi ladke se kuchh b karwa sakte hai.

Agar kisi ladki ko dil se chaaho,

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puri kayanat usey tumse ALAG karne me lag jati hai...

Summer’s ULTIMATE
Mummy dailouge
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KAMBAKHTO THANDA
PANI PITE HO TO
BOTTLE BHI BHAR KE RAKH DIYA KARO.

'ufff sardi"

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Jab Uper Likha hy ke sardi Hai

to Nwechy Konsa Hetr Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhy Ho:

2013 ki pehli bezti mubark ho.

if aalia bhatt marries siddarth maliya,

then

what would she called???

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aaliya maliya...

&

their bachche known as dhamaliya :-)

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam Aaj ke baad

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kyun ki

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humari apni gali mein setting ho gayi hai

Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai, ..
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. Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par
kar le to,,.
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. Har Saal TOP kar Jaaye..

I'm gonna buy a pizza 5
minutes before the new year
and when they arrive ill say
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Saale mene ek saal pehlye
order kiya tha tu abi leke aa
rha hai

Sidhu's epic Hindi commentary last night . 14 required of 2 balls.

Ramiz raja: agar 1 ya 2 no ball ho jaaye

aur

fir six lag jaaye to Pakistan jeet jaayegi.

Sidhu: ye whi baat hui ki

agar meri chachi ki munchhey hoti

to main use chacha kehta..

Boy jab fail ho jaye mom 3 words kehti hai:

AUR JAA GHUMNE....

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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:

SHARM NAHI AATI.........

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dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain

but

dil jeet lete hain

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Abe Tu Bhi..

Height of gawarpan..

Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??

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Girl : "nahi

mai bachpan se hi gori hu... :p :O :D :D

January jii.....

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Itna gusa???? :P

Tum ny to logo ki kulfi bana di....:D

Kaanp Kaanp k Vibration Mode pe laga huwa hun ....

Laakh koshish kar le temperature..

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par

tu Indian Government se jaada nichey nai gir saktaa..

tu dur sahi mazbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai tum saas waha lete ho or badbu yeha tak aati hai.

Its very nice 2 discuss problems wid frndz.!! !!

Not bcoz that

they will solve it,

Par

"kamine aisaa stupid suggestions denge k problem hi bhul jaaoge "

Rabb se dua karte hain ki

sab ko khushiyon ka sansar mile, ,

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aur

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jo hamara PAGE like nhi karte

unhe apne Gf/Bf se bhai/behan ka pyaar mile

abhi bhi dekh rahe hain ....