Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 102

boyz attitude::
wen boy proposed a grl nd she acceptd>>
boy:patani kino ko haan kitti hogi!!?!!.

wen she rejected>>>
apne aap ko aishwariya samajhti hai..
""*BANDARIYA""..

[email protected]!!

"A Girl Speaks to a Boy".

GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN.. Please.

BOY:- Saali Confuse kyu karti hai.. Ya to BHAI bol ya JAAN bol

Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.
Girlfrnd:Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?
Boy Friend: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai un ki yaad mein plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi 1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia. ab aap ki baari hay

Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Baap: Itne kum marks..? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Boy:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1 Boy:woh kion?
2 boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bana hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
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Petrol pump chaltay hain.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa, “acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Boy friend is fun,
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Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,1 banday ka nashta kam banana

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)