Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 104

Aaj tum dil mango de denge.Dhadkan mango de denge,Jigar Mango,de denge.Jaan Tak Manglo De Sakte Hain Q ki









Charo Film Ki Cd Ghar Par Padi hai.

Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ram:Dono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!

What''s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ka doodh piya hai to
message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.|

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

PYAR means.......?
P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!

Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got.... Developing.... Plz Wait..... Processing.... BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?

PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..

Gabbar - soovar ke bachcho . main ghar mein nahi hu. ab tera kya hoga re
kalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msg
chchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil ki
doori par jab koi baccha rota hai to maa kahati hai "beta so ja nahi to
gabbar singh ka voice mail Bolega...."

Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.

Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smil rakhte ho..
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...

Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun,
police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle
us admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle us
admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya
tha; jao pahle us aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh
diya tha; Uske BAAD, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere m/c
mein msg de dena.

Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. !!

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad.

Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
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ki Yahan likhna mana hai. |

Basanti -yun ki hume jaada bukbuk karne ki aadat to hai nahi . agar mere
liye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana . agar veeru
ke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hai
nahi... agar mere liye msg hai...to 1 dabana.......

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

ladke ko kya chahiye....
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ek ladki....jo pyar de
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ek ladki....jo acha khana pakaye
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ek ladki....jo paisa kamaye
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aur aisa naseeb k teeno ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paye....

ANDA (Egg) to safed hota hai, safed to DOODH bhi hota hai, Doodh to bahins deti hai, bhains to kaali hoti hai... Kaala to bangali bhi hota hai, bangali to paan khata hai...paan to laal hota hai... laal to gulab bhi hota hai...gulab mein to kaantey hote hai, kaantey to machchi mein bhi hote hai, machchi to acchi hoti hai...achcha to insaan bhi hota hai...Insaan to lamba hota hai... lamba to yeh msg bhi hai..Lekin.. Message mein kya rakha hai...BHAWNAO KO SAMJHO!!|