Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 65

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.
Kisi ne meri ek na suni.
Jate hove keh gae.
“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana.”

kya aapko patta hai titanic kaise duba?




dubuk


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buduk




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gulum..



gulu gulu gulu



puchaak....

Jis larki ko lift de
Wo nakab me b bohat pyari
Lag rahi thi
Us ke nasheli aankhein
Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal
Jab wo boli to pata chla k
HIJRA/KHUSRA hy.

Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo…

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?
Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.
Na
Darwazay Bajtay Hain,
Na.
LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn
Na. . .
Comm0n Sense
Yaar
“LIGHT JATI HAI”
Happy Aandhi Night

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

Aishwarya Coke pi rahithi ke Coke me ek machhar gir gaya.Machhar ka baap aishwarya ke kan me kuch bola, jo sunkar Aishwarya behos ho gayi.Bola teri Coke me mera bachha hai!!

papad aur thappad mein kya farak hai
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itna socho mat kha kar dekh lo

Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.
Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:
“Bus Ek Minute Aur”

Dekho jaani





fire ko aag kehte hai









cobra ko naag kehte hai









aur









aap mein jo missing hai









usko dimag kehte hai

Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL

Washing Powder Nirma
Wshing Powder Nirma
Dudh si safedi Nirma se aayi
Rangeen kapda bhi khil-khil Jaye
Sabki Pasand Nirma.....Nirma
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Doston ko kuchh bhi bhej do,
pura ka pura padhte hein,
wo bhi tune k sath

O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaan
O Pathar Dil Insaan
O Khud Gharz Insaan
O Matlabi Insaan
O Bewafa Insaan
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Is SMS Main Maine Aapko Insaan Kaha Aapko Bura To Nahi Laga?

After Almost 20 years Amitabh Can Finally Anwer Shashi Kapoor
"Agar Tumhare Pass 'Maa' hai toh Mere Pass 'PAA' hai

LARKI SMS k badle SMS krti hein.
*Khusray SMS k badle KUCH nhi krte hein.
Or
*MARD SMS k badle call krte hein.
Apka taaluq kin mein se hai?

I never forget my friends
when I see some faults in them
I keep patient and just realize that

"Ab har koi meri tarha pearfect to nahi ho sakta na"

3 GADHY ZOO
Sy Farar Hogae
1st
TV Dekh Raha Hy
2nd
FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy
3rd
Nhi TUM Nhi
Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?
Wo Mil Nhi Rha!

Ek KhubSurat Ladki Ko kaise Patya jata hai?

Ans:-

Sudar ja Yaar

Itni Interset apni Padai me deta to top krta.

God nu aapko BHEJA to BHEJA, lekin BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA. Ye kisi ne mujhe BHEJA isliye maine apko BHEJA. Dekha mera BHEJA!

Ek PHOTOGRAPHR
HIMESH ki dur se
PHOTO le raha tha
GUESS WHT DID
HIMESH SAY?
?

Zara zoom zoom
Karo zoom zoom
Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom.

khuda se activa manga , car mila, ghar manga bangala mila, phone maga mobile mila, 50 lakh manga apka address mila to kub kab lene aau. haso mat, time bolo

[Jhooth Bolna]
Bacho ke liye “PAAP”
Lovers ke liye “ART”
Bachelors ke liye “ANIVAARYA”
Aur
Married ke liye “JEENE KA MARG”

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhata hai

Are pagle 400/- ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara jahan rangeen dikhega..

DIL me KHUDA hai,
AANKHO me NASHA hai,
BAATO me MAZA hai,
CHAHAT me ADAA hai,
ANDAAZ b ZUDA hai,
DOSTI me WAFA hai,

YAARo>>>>
isliye to har koi HAM par FIDA hai.

girls heart are like water
boys heart are like mobile
either water falls on mobile
or mobile falls in water
vaat mobile ki hi lagti hai

Tere mere pyaar ki roshni esi hai ki, Mujhe aandhere me bhi ujala najar aata hai...
Sochata hu bijali katwa du,
Kambakth bill bahut aata hai.

dekh beta tere mobile me ye I LOVE YOU KA MSG KISI NE BHEJA HAI AISA SMS KABHI RECEIVE NAHI KARNANE KA JISKA BHI HO USKO VAPAS BHEJDO

Jab TuM Iss Duniya Say Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Poonch
Aur 4 Tangain Paoge

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.