Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 67

Apne 2009 k Paap mitane k liye 2009 Bar is MANTRA ka jaap Karna..
EAST or WEST "sonu" is THE BEST.
Ab Edit kr ke 1 aur PAAP MAT Krna.!

Wife- Mere Irada Bade nek he
Ap Hazaro me Ek he

Hsbnd-
Dimag k to Hm V Don he
Pehle ye bata ki Ye baki 999 kon h?

Girls Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
Aur
255 Girls Behosh Hogai
Q k
Kisi Ne Afwah Faela Di K 'SONU'
Ki Mangni Ho rahi Hai...

Thandi Mai Ho Jaye Garam

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L_(o)_I____(o)_I

MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN

Pagalo ko
Uthane ayi he

Tujhe Apni
Dosti ki kasam
BHAG Ja

Jisko dil diya woh Delhi chali gai,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gai,
Dil ne kaha khud-khusi kar le,
Plug me ungli dali
to bijli chali gyi

Jab teri yaad aati hai to tasveer dekh leta hu

Jab teri awaz sun ne ka DiL krta hai

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to

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to Kutte ko Patthar mar deta hu

TING TONG

OPEN THE DOOR

KON

HUM

HUM KON

HUM SMS

KIYA CHAHIYE

AAP K CHEHRE PE

EK PYARI EK PYARI

*{SMILE}*

Jaise lohe ko loha kattha hai
sone ko sona kattha hai
heere ko heera kattha hai
zeher ko zeher kattha hai
waise hi ek din
tumhe kutha katega

SUNDAY MEANS,

S-Sote raho,
U-Utho mat,
N-Nahao Derse,
D-Dekho TV,
A-Aaram kao,
Y-Yadd Karo



{sirf hame}

Mere mobile main khud kush bomb dhamaka hogya hay
22 SMS moqay par halak hogaye
45 SMS shadeed zakhmi hoye
30 SMS lapata or
8 ne inbox main dam tor diya
APnay SMS k atiyaat isi number par jald behjen
Shukria!

Kheriyat To hai is TIME mis call di?

Ye msg Sab ko Send Karo
or Dekho Kitne bewaqofo
ka reply Aaty he k Maine Nahi di

What Is The
Total Of 1+1?
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Sharam Kro
Is Ka Jawab B Msg Me Dhond Rahi Ho
Naam Dubo Dia SCHOOL Ka NALAIQ.

Kaise Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha He.?

Pain Killer Tablets Lete Rehna

Ab Ladki Mat Chedna
Varna
Fir Aise Hi Mar Padegi

Larki ko propose karnay ka sharifana tariqa:
Main tumhare sath HAJJ karna chahta hoon..! :

Hamne Unse Pucha Tha Bewfai Kya Cheez He?
Unhone Kaha Yahi Ruko Hm Abhi Aye
Aur Aaj Tak Nahi Aaye!

Ab Butten Dabane Se Konsa Wo Ajaynge

Face Represents your personality and you words shows your way of thinking.

To agar shakal achi na ho to banda

Baat achi karay.

Dunya Me TOKYO Wo shehar He

Jis Mai koi Bhikari Nai He

But Duniya Mai Ek aisa Bhikari He
Jo Wahan Bi Pahuch Gya He

Samjh Gaye Na.

Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote

Doston main sab se Behtreen Dost Woh Hai.
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Jo Recharge Karvane K Baad.
.
Call Kar K Puche K Balance Pohncha Ya Nahi...

Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi

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ABE..OYE..

MOBILE FEK DE

VARNA HAATH MEIN FAT JAyega

What is pyar?
P-pagal hona
Y-yadon mein khona
A-akele mein rona
R-mobile mein recharge hona

Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!

Ab Aap Is SMS K Zariye Apne Mobile Per STAR PLUS Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte He
Woh B24Hours
Neeche Dekhiye

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Hai Na Star Plus

2 eyes per,2 cheeks per, 2 lips per, bade pyar se aaram se cold cream zaroor lagana sardiya aa gayi hai.

Kya hua?
Sms factory me hadtal hai?

Ya INBOX kangal hai,

ya fir balance me Tala hai?

Agar nahi to Q bura haal hai, Sms karo tumhari IZZAT ka sawal ha

yaad hai woh pal jab hum paheli baar milay tay..

train ruki..
kidki kuli...
nazroon se nazree mili...
aur aap ne kaha...

allah kay naam par kuch dedo baba...

Apki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain
Khin Bhul se bhi
Kabristan mt chale jana
Wrna Log smjhnge Bhoot abhi jinda h

Hindi Bhi Ajeeb Bhasha Hai

Ghadi Kharab Ho Toh Kehte Hai
"Bandh Hai"

Par

Ladki Kharab Ho Toh Kehte Hai Ki:
"CHALLU HAI"

Sir se Panv Tk Kapde
Hatho me Daastane
Aur Dupatta Kandho pe
Sardiya(Winter) Ladkiya ko Tamizdaar bna deti h