Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 68

Dost Tu Mere Liye Bahot Khaas Hai,
Bass Ab Tujh Se Milne Ki Pyass Hai,
Jis Din Tu Mere Saamne Aaya..
Samajh Lena Us Din Tera Satya Naas Hai

Laakhon honge nigaah mein…. kabhi toh mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe…..kabhi toh double-click karo...

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( 'o' ) come
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pls
little more

little more


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(,,)),o' )Dhishum
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Roz yaad nhi karoge to aise he mar padegi...

khuda se aasra manga to ghar diya, pani manga to nal diya, phone manga to cell diya, gadi mangi to cycle di, 1000 rs mange to apka number diya. kab lene aau?

Chahta Hai Wo Humse Vaisi Chahat Ka Wada

Jaise..

SURF EXCAL BAR Ghule Kam Or Chale Zyada

Ek Bahut Bade sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

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"DAARU PEEO
INSAAN BANO"

ROTI TO...

KUTTE b khate hai.

NAMASKAR
Ye "NATIONAL HELTH SEWA" hai

Isme hum raat ko
aap jaise logo ko
SUSU KARNA YAAD DILATE HAI

Taki aapna bister sahi salamat rahe

Suwar k bachche!
Kutte k pille!
Ullu k patte!
Gadhe k aulaad!
Bakre k bachhe!







Sab kitne chote chote,pyare pyare hote hai na?

Dabbe Me Dabba Dabbe Mai Cake
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Kajnus Na Ban Sms Bhej..

Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market main abhi tak nahi aaya.









Kaha na, Market main abhi tak nahi aaya.
?To Mobile main kese aayega

Mai
Aur
Tum
Tum
Aur
Mai
Hum
Dono
Aaj
Rat
2
Baje
K
Bad
Akele
Me
Chpke
Se
Bistar
Par
Let
K
Ek
Dusre
Ko
SMS Karenge

duniya ma 3 tarah k log khusnasib hote hai,
1.jinhe acche yaar milte hai.
2.jinhe sah pyar milta hai.
3.jinhe mere SMS lagatar milte hai.

U R Super U R Great U R Smart U R Inteligent U R Cool U R Special Jisko B Mera SMS Milta he, Sb Muje Yahi Kehtehe

Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta ha

Koi Ek Din Select Karo
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday








Aur
Us Din
To
Atleast Naha liya karo.

JO PASAND AAYI WO MILI NAHI,
JO MILI WO JAMI NAHI,
JO JAMI USKE SAATH MAZA NAHI AAYA,
JIASKE SAATH MAZA AAYA WO HAEMSHA K LIYE RAHI NAHI!!!
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AJEEB HAI YE NAUKRI!!!! ;-)

How does a smart & intelligent person take bath during winter??
Ans- He stands in front of mirror, throws water on d mirror & says- "CHAK DE FATTE!! Aaj phir naha liya!!!" ;-)

Jishm tu jaan me meri pehchan tu
tere liye sari kaynat se ladh jau
Abe bandar
jara Tu Samne aa tujhe noch k kha jau

Jub Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle To..

Chamach Istemaal Karo
Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nhi He

Call Me Fast Ek baat karni Hai..
Zaruri hai..

Pata tha Kanjus Niche aa jayega par call nahi
karega...

Barsaat Ki Ek Khubsoorat Raat Me

Shabnam se Bheeg K
Ek Dusre se Takrate Huye

Ek Phool N Dusre Phul S Kaha

Ab Takkar Mari To Sir Phar Duga

Uski Ankho Me Lagta Tha Ke Pyar Ka Nasha H

Baad Me Pata Chala Kambakht Charas Piti Thi.

ishq ke school me ek kamal ho gaya ,ek madam ko pappu se pyar ho gaya,tabhi se saari class ka dil udas ho gaya,SARE bacche fail aur PAPPU PASS HO GAYA.

jab bhi tumse milne jata hoon
to gate keepar kehta hai




kal aana aaj zoo band hai

maine tumhe kai baar phone kiya
jab bhi phone kiya to kisi or ne uthaya
or kha







bandar abhi tahni par latka hai
kripya thodi der se dial kare

gore rang par na itna ghumaan kar
yeh sab do din ki hasti hai.
tujh me bhi tab tak masti hai.








jab tak fair&lovely sasti hai
send to all girl

jab bhi yaad aati hai
yeh takiya lekar sota hai
milne ko to dil karta hai
par dar tumhari mummy ka hota hai

ek kamaal dekhoge sirf U lagao aur TUM ban jao
m_urkh
st_pid
d_uffer, bewk_f, _ll_, l_ll_,
dekha
every word is incomlite without you

hume to samose ne loota jamun me kya dum tha
humne samose bhi bahaan khaye jahaan pani bhi kam tha

jb koi sms nhi krta
itna gussa ata hai
dil to chahta hai
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chappal utar kr
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.jute pehn lu or apse milne ajau.....

Paisa
Aega Jaega,
Sukh
Aega Jaega,
Fikar
Aegi Jaegi
Pyar
Aega Jaega,
Lakin
Is Dost Ka
Sms
Aega
Aega
Aur
Aata Hi Rahega.

when i cry -no 1 sees my teers when i m worried -no 1 c my pain when m happy no-1 c my smile
lekin 1 din date pe chale jao sare rishtedar dekh lete hai.....manish