Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 69

Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Jab Asli Ka Sher Saamne Aata Hai,
To Saam Ne Ki Gili Aur Piche Ki Pili Ho Jati Hai

Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".

Kasam se ek ek ko chun chun k marunga
Kisiko nei chorunga

Dar Gya kya

dar mat

Jaan se nahi

sirf miss call marunga

Agar aapke ghar k pas 1 ladki ho, vo khubsurat ho, aapko pasand karti ho, aapko esare karke bulati ho, to mat jana, kyonki? uaske liye to MAIN HOO NA.

Apke khayal Se Mai apko sms kyu karta Hu?

I Miss u.?

I Like u.?

OR

I Need u.?

Chal Be

Sms Package Khatam Karna Hota Hai.
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Muje pata tha pura padhe bina tumhe Sukun Nai
Aeyga
Lo Maro

Galfat Mein Dil
Dil Ke Doctor Ke Hawale Kar Diya
Usne Traffic Zaam Dekh Kar
Baayee- Pass Kar Diya

Dunya buri hosakti he
AAP NAHI

Log bure ho sakte he
AAP NAHI

Dunya bewaffa ho sakti he
AAP NAHI

Pagaal thek ho sakte he
AAP NAHI

Train Aur Ladies Mein Kya Samanta Hain?
Train Late Hoti Hain To Makeup Karti Hain.
Lady Makeup Karti Hain To Late Hoti Hain.

Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

Mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

Mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya..

ChoohA MSG Parhnay Aaya..

Jahan Dosti Hain Wahan Pyaar Hain,
Jahan Pyaar Hain Wahan Ishq Hain,

Jahan Ishq Hain Wahan Mohobbat,
Jahan Mohobbat Hain Wahan Judaai,

Jahan Judaai Wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard Wahan Zandu Balm.

Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Ji ha janab

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo

Woh Chham Chham Karke Aayi,
Aur Chham Chham Karke Chali Gayi,
Main Sindoor Lekar Khada Raha,
Woh Rakhi Bandh Ke Chali Gayi

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe..

Meri Kabar Pe Mat Aana

Kyuki..

Maine Suna Hy Tum..

Agarbattiya Churate Ho..

Sory 2 say,
maine kal apko kapde utarte dekha tha,
apne 1dum se sare kapde utar diye,
plz ap dire-2 utara karo nahi to....
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RASSI TUT JAYEGI.
samjha...,

kismat me kbi ye b hota h

ankhe hsti h mgr dil rota h

jise mante h hum "MANZIL" apni


"HUMSAFAR" uska koi or hota hai

Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazwat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he.

Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do
Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do
Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chhod Do
Appko Kisne Kaha Humse Baat Karna Naa Chhod Do…

neende apni bhula kar sulaya hume,
aansu apne gira kar hasaya hame,
dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko, jamana kehta he MAA-BAAP jisko...

Sardi Ho Gyi H

>Ha

Naak B Band H?

>Ha

Sir B Fat Rha H

>Ha Bhai Ha

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To Ye SMS Padna Kya Zaruri H

hum ko hum hi se chura lo
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chor samajh rakha hai dekho

Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki

Apple juice, mango juice, orange juice, kajoo juice, pineapple juice ayour jo sms naa kare wo kanjuice!!!!

Raat Kitni Lambi Hoti Hai,
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Juice pitte hain pipe se, fruit cut kartee hain nife se, ye bhi kya jindgi hai, marr khatee hai wife se...

jaan jaan jaan
jaan jaan jaan
jaan jaan jaan
jaan jaan jaan
jaan jaan jaan
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bus bhi karo ab jaan lekar hi chodogay

O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Aage ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno.

Raat ka time tha, 1 ladki so rhi thi,
Achanak 1 ladka uske pass aaya,
Uski chadar hatai or uska haath pakad kr bola-












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