Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 70

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko marne se tum shikari nai ban jaoge,
thik usi tara 1-2 SMS karne se tum BHIKARI nahi ban jaoge.
so keep messaging! jaago kanjuso jaago..

Aaj kal ladkiyon se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool haiJis din ye ikrar karen pyar ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.........

oooofff ! kya aakhein hain,..
ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! wah !!)
oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega. ..)
ooooff! kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTN

Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI”
Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!*

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"TIME PASS" Yaar

Haso Hasao Life Banao

meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo

W1y w2y w3y
w4y w5y w6y

Kuch Samaja?

Nai

Cel Ulta Krke Dekh

Abe Ghochu!!

Jb Sidha Nai Samjha
to Ulta Kya Khak Samajega!!

.’Celebrate’. .”Ghussa DaY”.

”Woh Meri Kon si baat hai jo Aapko ghussa dilati hai?”

Reply dil khol k karo.
I will never mind.

Golden chance.

Wo Kaun sa Department he jis me Ladies Work Nahi kar Sakti?

"FIRE BRIGADE"

Kyuki Waha AAG Lagani Nahi BHUJHANI hoti hai.

Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Bahut Dhoom Machali
Ab Bistar Bicchaale……..Or Sojaaaaa.

Patthar Gire Raste Pe Hum Kya Kre?

Wah Wah

Ladke Gire Ladki Pe Hum Kya kre?

Train Ka Dibba Hai Ye Dil
Isey Samjhana Hai Mushkil
Ger Koi Is Dil Mein Bass Jaye
To Use Mitana Hai Mushkil
Arey Tension Kis Baat Ki Hai
Surf Excell Hain Na

Bhiga Sa lag rha Ye Aalam Tumhe

Bhigi si lgti h Subah Tume

Bhiga-Bhiga lag rha h Sara jaha

Abe Uth Sale..

CHADDI me SUSU Kiya h be Tune

world agar bina girl ke ho jaye to kya hoga.?
galiyan sunsan,
college viran,
duniya pareshan,
tanha insaan,
na jaanu,
na jaan,
har taraf bas
jai hanuman
jai hanuman

Teri zulfon main kho jana chahta hon.

Wah Wah

Teri zulfon main kho jana chahta hon.

Wah ji..

Par tu tail he itna lagati hai k phisal jata hon.

Zindgi hay to Khwab hain,
Khwab hain to Manzilen hain,
Manzilen hain to Rasty hain,
Rasty hain to Mushkilen hain,
Mushkilen hain to..........
aap kis leye hain.......? " Hath paon hilaen na........"

India me 1 survey hua ki how many peple want me as friend...2% said yes...1% said no..while 97% said
"jane do yaar...hamari asisi kismat kaha ...mazak mat karo" to aap kis % me hai....

Neechey se padho
Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho

Life is full of
Trouble and pains
But you should face
them.
If you fall down in your life
...



Get up with full confidence and say loudly.....









"Dhaka Kisne Diya Bhai"

KAL RAAT KISI KI ZUBAN SE AAWAZ NIKLI
CHAL NIKAL LE DEKH KE KOI PATLI GALI
MAINE TO SOCHA THA KOI PATAKHA HOGA
DOSTO NE KAHA WO THI RAAM KALI

dil tordna to is duniya ka dastur hai
heer or ranjhe k kisse aaj b kitne mashoor hai..
aaj her ghar main ik ranjha or ik heer hai
ye alag bat hai k aaj kanhi ranjha bewafa hai
to kanhi heer wafa se dur hai..

Duniya mai bahot se network hai.
magar ek network aisa hai.
jo sirf aur sirf aap ki wajah se chalta hai
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CARTOON NETWORK. YAAR

Life of a Student-
Wallet hai Paise nahi..
Lectures hain Attendance nahi..
Mobile hai Balance nahi..
Frnds hain Girlfrnd nahi..
Exams hain Tension nahi..
Padhna hai, Mood nahi.. ;-)

Nazar se Nazar ki Nazar ko na dekho
Nazar ko Nazar ki Nazar lag jayegi
Nazar ki Nazar Nazar ko jo lagi to.
Nazar ki kasam Nazar na aayegi..!!

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq H Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Gf/Bf Se Shadi Karte Hai Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kisi Aur Ke.. Njo Lyf.!

Dog & mosquito were in love!
1 day Mosquito gave love-bite to dog!
Dog got emotional & bite Mosquito!
Next day,
Mosquito died of Rabies &
Dog died of Malaria!!
Pyaar k side- effects!!

U r so Bichitra, I can't draw ur chitra but i like ur charitra. ur heart is so pabitra u r my cute mitra n u alwys sit in my diL BHItra.

I’m bewkoof
I’m fool
I’m paagal
I’m idiot
I’m nalayak
I’m ullu





Abe dheere bol yahan tak aawaz aa rahi hai

Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

tum aa gaye ho
noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen