Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 71

Bhagwan ko kab gussa aata hai ?



Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pragnent ho jati hai aur uski maa kahti hai hey bhagwan ye tune kar kya diya???

Kore kagaz pe likha he tera naam

Tasvir b utari he aur likha he ye paigam..

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Jinda ya murda pakadne wale ko 100000 ka inaam !

1
din

jab


tumhari



shadi



hogi



aur


tumhari biwi



ke

pet



me



mera


mera



mera



ha ha ha


ha ha ha




mera bhatija hoga






sala dost pe shak karta hai.

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

Frends r lik asian paints
''duniya badal de''. Girlfrends r lik everest masale 'taste mein best'' Wife is lik mosquito coil
Dhoond dhoond ke maregi_

Maine Dil diya tumhe apna samaj kar
Maine Dil diya tumhe apna samaj kar
Thune khaliya use Tharbuj samajkar

Roko mere janaje ko meri jaan aa gai hai.Peechhe mud kar
dekho yaaro daaroo ki dukaan aa gai hai.

Aap ko kuch dena hai
mere pass aao
thoda aur
ab thik hai
apna face meri taraf karo
aankhain band karo
diiissshhhuummm
msg nahi karoge to esse hi padega waiting for ur msg

Gaur farmaiye- "Subah subah jo pioge pani gunguna, subah
subah jo pioge pani gunguna, to POT SEAT main milega
bhaiya umeed se dugana

Name: DOn
Baap: Gangster
Kam Her Pheri
Bhai: Munna Bhai
Pata: 36 China Town
Dost: Gabbar
Guru: Bluff Master
Dustman: Sarkar
Khun: Ab tak 56
SMS bhej varna 57

today is sunday Is khas mauke pe ye msg 10 logo ko send karo.
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krke to dekho kasam se aisa karne se 7 din baad dubara sunday ayega

dost hume apna samjho ya begana humara aapka rishta hai purana isliye farz tha aapko batana thand shuru ho gye hai roz mat nahana

BOYS' PSYCHOLOGY-
Fraud vd innocent girl,
Frdshp vd charming girl,
Contacts vd smart girl,
Flirt vd freaky girl,
Luv vd cute girl &
Marriage 'Jaisi mummy ki marzi!!!'

Gabar ; are o Sambha , yeh sms padne wala insan hai ya langoor?

Sambha: sardar, reply kiy to insaan nahi tho langoor.

MY THOUGHTS FOR LIFETIME-
Achha dost kitni bhi baar rooth jaye, usse mana lena chahiye!
Kyuki wo KAMEENA aapke saare raaz janta hai!!!!!

Ek kanjus K ghar mai aag lag gaya

woh ghar ko nhi bacha saka pucho kyun??


kyun ki



Woh sari raat Fire Brigate walo ko miss cl maar raha tha

Aashiq apni mahbooba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai???????????????
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai...
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai.

Baithe teri yaad me tanha ek shaam,

Liya ek kagaz aur likh diya us par tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri or likha ye pegam hai,

Zinda pakdne walo ko 50,000,00 ka ""INNAM""

duniya ke paanch mushkil kaam
1] hathi ko dhakka dena
2]machar ki maalish karna
3]chiti ko kiss karna
4]ziraffe ki gardan dabana
5]apse sms ki ummeed karna

I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
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Kyoki doctor kehte hai ki paglo ka illage pyar se hota hai,

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,

kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….?

Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu,

bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain

Musibat main Ho to kabhi yeh mat socho ki kaun sa dost kaam Ayega




BAlki ye socho ki

Ab kaun sa Dost "AUQAAT" Dikhayega.

Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai

1 bahut kaam ki baat
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ZYADA BUTTON DABANE SE MOBILE KHARAAB HO JATA HAI.

Mast Raho Mastime,
Na Jao Gaironki Bastime,
Jahan Kadar Nahi Apni Hastiki
Vaat Lagao Aisi Basti Ki…

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha…

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz...,
Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^>

:-:

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Koi apko Pagal Kahe

To Dukhi Mat Hona

Afsos Mat Karna, Rona B Nhi,Darna B Mat

Himmat Se Khade Ho K Puchna

Tumhe kaise pata chala