Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 72

Jhoot kehna aasan, sach sunna Mushkil.
Rulana Aasan, hasana Mushkil.
Aap ko Massages bhejana Aasan,par Reply Ana Mushkil.

Ham se milti julti aawaz kaha se laoge,
Taj Mahal banwaoge Mumtaz kaha se laoge.

ek ladka tha uski ek girlfrnd thi is liye wo garib hogaya

dimag ke liye santre ka juice,ankho k liye gajar ka juice,sehat ke liye anar ka juice,khush rahne k liye sms karo kanjus

Sivji aur Parvatiji kabhi computer nahi seekh paaye,
kiyu???
kyunki Ganeshji hamesha mouse lekar bhag jate the.. ha ha ha

Hamesha,

Apni pasand k raste per chalo,

Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,

Apne alfaz me baat kro.

Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.

Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"bagairat kisi di nai sunda"

chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose , gift diya use red rose . sherni ne kaha ja pehle apani surat aine mie dekh .chuha bola surat per mat jaa pagli confidence to dekh

when nobody loves u,
when nobody care u
no body thanks to you.
when every one ignore u
cloz ur eyes & say
SALE SAB KAMINE HAI

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Daro mat
Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sms Padne waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai !Achchhi he na?

Dosti karo BSNL wali se pyar karo IDEA wali se baat karo airtel wali se ankh ladao Tata wali se


par shaadi karna bina mobile wali se....

Imran hasmi ne apni girlfrnd ko phale 'aashiq banaya' phir'choclate' me 'zeher' dalkar 'murder' kardiya aur kaha 'kalyug mein 'aksar' aisa hi hota hai

Aap Jab Apne Room Me Akele Bed Pe Lete Hue Cell Pe Baate Kar Rahe Hoge To
Mai Apke Karib Aake Apko Pyar Se Kahuga

"Bewakuf Walk Wen U Talk"

1st frog: darav....
2nd frog: darav darav...
toh pahela kya kahega??
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socho....
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1st frog: chal be subject kyon badal raha hai....

Laila Ki Shadi Me Lafra Ho Gya...
Wah Wah...
Laila Ki ShadiMe Lafra HoGya..
Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra HoGya.

I Miss U Rozana,

After Breakfast & Khana,

Ab Tum Zyada Mat Itrana,

Hum Ko Acha Lagta Hai,

Aap Ko Ullu Banana.. ; )

Agar kbhi aapko mere SMS Receive na ho
To tum pareshan mat hona
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Q..k
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Maine SMS ki Factory nhi kholi
Mujhe Or bhi Kaam hote He

wo love love likhti rahi, wo live live padta raha,woh kiss kiss likhati rahi, woh kash kash padta raha, woh saadi kar ke chale gayi woh speaking course karta raha.

Socho..
Agar hum apke friend na hote to kya hota?
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Dekha!
Kitna khali khali lagta!

dil dekho ha dil dekho
are dil dekhna itna asan hota to sab doctor hote

my friends asked me.
pyar kab hota hai??

i said-jab time kharab ho,aap par shani sawaar ho,
aur bhagwaan ka aapse maza lene ka vichar ho.

ARJ HAI...
ishq ki toh umar hi hoti hai awaara...
pandra, solah, satrah ya atharah!!
wah!! wah!

ek ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaz aati thi
kisi ne khush zindagi ka raaz poocha to pati bola : meri biwi mujhe joote se marti hai....lag jaye to woh hasti hai nahin to main

inbox
ki
gawahi
or
bayano
ko
maddenazar
rakhte
hue
IPC
ki
dhara
00
k
tahat
msg
reader
ko
sMs
na
bhejne
k
jurm
me
KANJUS
karar
diya
jata
he.

WHAT IS SMS?
S-SALA
M-MUFT KA
S-SIRDARD
NA KARO TO LOG SOCHTE HAI KANJUS HAI,AUR KARO TO SOCHTE HAI KHAALI BETHA HAI KUCH KAAM NAHI HAI.

Sharjaha ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko dekha,
Har minar ko dekha,
Har kila ko dekha,
Har khirki ko dekha,
Or bola maa kasam londia baji me kharcha bahut ho gaya.

How does lazy people (like u) take bath in winters.....??
They stand in front of mirror, throw water on the mirror and say AHAAAA Naha liya....

aeroplane aa raha hai.....
dekho.....


dhika?

dhika?
dhika?

chala bhi gaya ...
upar dekhna chahiye tha
mobile me aayega kya ....

khushi ke liye 1 dabaye
muskan ke liye 2 dabaye
hamari dosti ke liye 3 dabaye
humse peecha chudane ke liye
apna gala dabaye

Ache Dost Ki 3 Nishaniyan

(1) Kamine Kabhi Fone Nhi Karte

(2) Zaleel Has-Has k Sms Padte Hai

(3) Kitini Bhi Bezati Ho Jaye Besharam Msg Pura Padhte Hai.................

khud ko dekha aaine main to tujhe paya ,aankhe band ki to tujhe paya , kuch socha to tujhe paya ,,


khuda jaane kab peecha chodega ye kala pan