Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 73

Lakh kar lo nakhre tum hum Dilwale hi dulhania le jaeng,
Dulha bhale koi bhi ho barat ki BUS hum hi chalaenge.

HI JAN???
KYSE HO JAN???
I LOVE JAN???
OK JAN???
BYE JAN???
JYAD UCHALO MAT MAIE "VAR"
LAGAN BHOOL GAYE THI

JB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAOGE
JB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGE
JB TUM HUME BHOOL JAOGE
TAB
AISA
THAPPAR PARE GA K SB YAD AA JAYGA..

kya apke pass girl freind nahi hai

padoshan line nahi deti.

apke pass paise bhi nahi hai.

to plz log on "www.udha le re bhagwan.com"

Kya Aankhein Kya Surat Kya Chehra Aapne Paya Hai,
Jaise Peeple Ke Pedse Bhoot Utarke Aaya Hai,
Bura Laga?
To Wapas Ped Pe Chad Jao

Arz kiya hain k...

Gam hai
aur
Tanhai Hai

Wah wah

Gum hai
aur
Tanhai hai

Zalimon tum bhi MSG karo
Meri kya mufat k kamayi hain.....?

aaj newpaper mai padha ki doston ko sms karna se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai!
to aaj sa band!
kya sms?







nahi yaar
newspaper padna band.

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…

School Bhej DiA

Arz kiya hai,
Hil rahi hai dali har gali gali..
Hil rahi hai dali har gali gali..
aayee meri masakkali massakali . .

Ishwar aapko is sansar ki sabhi sunder kanyao evam nariyo ke sath yeh parv manane ka shubh avasar pradan kare
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SHUBH BHAI DOOJ

Government of india ne aaj eknaya rule pass kiya hai! smart people ko personality tax pay karna padega aap to safe ho par mera kya hoga...?

JAB APKA JANAM HUA, BAADAL FATA, ADBHUT ROSHNI HUYI, BHAGWAN KHUD SAB K SMNE PRAGAT HUYE, AUR KAHA “ SORRY 4D MISTAKE! KINDLY ADJUST PLZ”

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.....Kya dekh rahe ho?
tare nahi macchar hai, marke so jana

MAINE NAAM RET PAR LIKHA, PANI BAHA LE GAYA, HAWA ME LIKHA, JHONKA UDA LE GAYA, FIR AAPKA NAAM DIL PAR LIKHA AUR HEART ATTACK AA GAYA.

Raat ho chuki hai...


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BUTTON dabane se suraj nai niklega
Chup chap so jao

Maine ek din peti me ek Rupaya dala aur God se ek achha dost manga. God ne mujhe aap se milaya aur kaha ek rupaya me isse behtar nahi milega.

Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
Kahan say aya main............?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
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number dekh k pata nahi lagda.

zindagi me agar kuch banna kuch hasil karna ho

to apne dimag ki sune

agar dimag se koi jawab na aaye to

aankhen band karke socho

kya mere pass

Dimag Hai............?

Hontho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur Q na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

GF is Beauty.
Wife is Duty.
GF is Lovely.
Wife is Pagli.
GF is Wisky.
Wife is Risky.
GF is Rani.
Wife is Pareshani.
GF is Mangofrooti.
Wife is Kismat footi.

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....

Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada

Diwali dhamaka muje sms pe sms karo
Or jito 18 lakh ki car ka photo
29 inch color tv ka box
or mere sath dinner karneka mouka
wo bhi apke ghar mai.

Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?

Jo mujhe bhool jae
Uska mobile tut jae
Charger jal jae
sim lock Jae
local call par STD ka bill
aaye
Local area me b
roaming lag jae
so better be in touch

Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar....

Ankhon k liye gajar ka juse
sehat k liye mosmi ka juse
dimag k liye badam ka juse
call nahi to miss call hi kar liya kar kanjuss.

Agar
is
waqt

aap
so rahy
thy

aur
mere
msg
se

bahut
tang
huye
to...

ek baat batau

mera

disturb karne ka

MISSION SUCCESSFUL...

Abe o burai k rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai k laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi k pedhe,
jhoot k kalakand ...
Tu bada hi sweet hai re.

GANDHiGiRi ka funda:

"Koi tumhe bewakuf kahe to chup raho"









Muh kholkar use sahi saabit mat KARO!!!!