Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 74

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

Maa ne kaha Gutka chhor do,

=Abba ne kaha Night package karana Chor do.

=Dostun ne kaha Mobile se balance Churana chor do

=Paaro ne kaha Ganny ka Rus Peena chor do,.

OR
=Ek Din aayega, Jab GirL Friend ke Bachay bolengy:

=Mamu Zara SchoOL tou Chor Do..

'Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai'

7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa oollu banaya unko

'Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na



Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai





Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,



Try krke dekho

jab se aapko dekha hai
mera to raat
din
suba shaam
has has k bura haal hai ;;;;;

he mere bhagwan ye kya item pesh kar di duniya me

'1 Glass Pani Lo
Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo,
2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do,
fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne K Baad P Lo
Kanjusi K sab Keede Mar Jayenge.
Fir sms kar'

sunday k din jhakaas nazar aateho
WAH WAH!
sunday k din jhakaas nazar aate ho


aur aao b kyu na usi din to tum nahate ho

'saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar rakhte hue penal court ki dhara 420 k tahat msg pad rahe mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm me KANJOOS karar diya jata he !'

chori chori ye aana jaana chod do , chupke chupke nazr milana chod do,kisi din bhut pitoge tum
ye
mandir \gurdware se chapple churana chod do .

'Phone ek Mandhir,
Sms uska Bhagwan,
Sms bhejne wala Pujari,
Sms padhne wala Bhakt,
Padhkar sms na karne wala
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.'

You are the sweetest person,cutest person on the earth, sachhi...Suraj ki kasam!!...Ayela ye andhera kaise hogaya?

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
.
.
.
.







.
Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!'

Aaj koi aapse baat kare. Aapki tarif kare. aapko smart kahe. to use jor seek thappad marna uski himmat kaise hui 1 april k pahle jhoot bolne ki
saja

'Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiya kro.'

'Agar Koi achha sa Msg ho to use jaldi se.............. Paper par likh kar almari me bandh kar do. Kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.. Kanjuuuush'

'1Glass Pani Lo
us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do
Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo
Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna'

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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz'

k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai


Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))'

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

'Ay-Mister

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy

Bole T0
CHAPTER CLOSE


Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To
4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

Warna khalas.'

kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI

Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!

'D e k h o

S o c h o

G h o r r

K a r o

O r

Y a a d k a r o
K

L a s t s m s

K a b

K i y a t h a
.
.
.

.

Khud he sharm se pani pani ho jaogey..'

Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..

Apna hath apne sir par phero. Ek bar fir phero,dubara phero, chalo ek bar fir akhri bar phero. Ab to tumhe yakin ho gya hoga k GADHE k sir par seeng nahi hote

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

Ae DOST dar o deewar pe tera nam likha hai...











ae DOST dar o deewar pe tera nam likha hai uuper chappal chor aur niche inam liha hai.....

Phulon me Gulab achcha lagta hai,
to nind me Khwab,
Aap hame SMS bhale na Bhejo..
Hame Aapki Kanjusi ka ye Andaj achha lagta hai!!!

Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo

Aur Na Tadpao

Ab To Bata Do

Aur Na Sharmao

Arre Bol Bhi Do

Ki

Aap

Humse

Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Krne me.