Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 75

kahte hai zindagi imtehaan leti hai.....


par yaha toh imtehaamo ne zindagi le rakhi hai......

Aap Aap ho, hum hum hai,
Pyaar nahi karte phir bhi aankhe nam hai,
Supply kam hone se Golgappo me Aalu kam hai,
Iss se bakwas msg bhejo agar tum me Dum hai.

KUCH DIKHAI DE RAHA HE





KUCH HAI HI NAI TO KAISE DIKHAI DE GA BEV-A-KHUF

Na Mohh na Maaya hai,
Aals tumhe hi aya hai,
Humein bhi Msg kar liya karo,
BETA, MUMY PAPA ne Mobile,






'GRIL FRIEND'
ke liye hi Nahi dilwaya hai.

JIN me basi JANKI,
RUM me base RAM,
WHISKY me base VISHNU,
SHAMPEIN me base SHYAM,
BEER me base BRAHMA,
DESI me HANUMAAN,
Kis k tyag karu,har bottal me bhagwan.

Mat pucho sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,aap kanjusi kr lo aap ki takat jaha tak hai,sms ki umid hume nahi,hume to dekhna hai aap kanjus kaha tak hai

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Ye Lo 5Rs Ka Coin &
send me sms,
Kanjusi ki koi
had nahi hai
aur khabardaar is
5 rupaye se TOFFY
li to kuynki aapko toffy pasand he.

Woh sadak ke uspar thi,
Main sadak ka is paar tha,
Woh do kadam chali, main do kadam chala,
Aab ...................
Woh sadak ke ispar thi, aur main sadak ka us paar tha...

Dunia me 3 log Boht ehem hain


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<)) 1 Main
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('.') phiR Main
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Aur
3rd Aap




ka dost
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(',')
<))> Main ;->

Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.

jo jeeta wo sikandar
jo hara wo bandar
jo sms bheja usko jadu ki ghaapi jo nahi bheja usko bandar ki pappi

msg na kar k kya jataoge?itni CHILLER bacha kar kya narak me Tajmahal banaoge? aur TAJMAHAL bana bhi liya to muje pata hai use bhi tum kiraye pe hi CHADAOGE>

agar kabhi
apko mera
MSG n mile
to Plz
fikar mat karna
kyoki....
maine MSG ki
fectori nahi kholi hai.....!!!

Thalaam..Ye aita sms he jo atte bhale intaan ko totla kal deta hai..aap laat koshish kalo pil bhi aite hi palode..taisa laga totla ban te???? Alle wah..

hello
good morning
good afternoon
good evening
Good night...
mene pure din ka good kah diya he..subah k liye mornig..12 baje k bad ka afternoon...sham 5 baje ka evening or rat ka night ok..ab tum jano...

Muje katrina ne shaadi ke liye ha bol di hai. Doosra pagal: Dikha di na
kameni apni auqat. Main bi itni asani se talaq nahi dunga

Gum woh cheez hai ...
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai .

gadha rassi se bandha hua hai
batao vo door padi ghaas kaise khayega,
socho
?
?
?
nahi pata chalagadhe ko b nai pata chala tha..
hihii..

Moral- Pyar woh nahi ke hum 1 ko kitne sal taq karte hai. Pyar toh woh hai ke hum 1 sal mein kitno se karte hain? To Pyar karo Bindass...

when sum1 touches u & u dont feel it, it is IGNORANCE
when sum1 touches u & u feel it,its LOVE
when nobody touches u & u feel it












Bhag le beta
bhoot hai !!!!!

New punishment for mobile users,
miss call k liye jail,
SMS k liye fansi,
Call k liye umerkaid,
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Tum mat daro yaar,
Kanjoos ko to medal milega!!!
Congrats.

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Ganeshji Ki Murti Bhej Raha Hoon.
Forward nahi Karna Hai. Pooja Karke
Visarjan Kar dena Ya Kisi Dost Ko Daan Kar dena. Nahi Karoge To Ganeshji Ki Aapaman Hoga.

School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.

In mahapurshon se kuch seekho!
Mitrata- Krishna se!
Maryada- Ram se!
Seva- Shravan kumar se!
Ahimsa- Mahavir se!
Daan- Karn se!
aur
Sms- Hum se! ;-)

***Higo Pigo, Jila Pila, Aai Mai, Hula Hula, Timpal Taka, Dampa takaAai Aai, Jingara Bingara!!***















Shapath leli?

Mubarak Ho Aab Aap ADIWASI Ban Gaye!

Ek ladka bus stop pe mobile le kar khada tha..
Wo kisi ko bhi call/ sms nahi kar tha fir bhi uska balance jaa raha tha!!
Batao kaise??
[ANS- Wo ek taang pe khada tha!!]

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Sorry yaar,Jorse lagi thi.Tera inbox Khali tha isliye kar di.Don't mind saaf karlena.

Jeevan me saphal hone ke liye 3 factories lagao:
1) Dimag me Ice factory.
2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
3) Dil me love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory.

yaaron ko bhul jaaon kaise ,
unke bin marjaun kaise ,
diya tha wada dosti ka ,
kaise tod jaaun ye rishta dosti ka ,
kisine dosti ka wo daag kore dil par lagaya kuch iss tarha




surf excel kyunki daag aache hote hai.

Girls of 1995,
Agar tum mil jao JAMANA shod denge hum.
Girls of 2009.
Agar Tum mil jao purana shod denge hum