Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 76

Zindgi behal hai
na sur hai na taal hai
inbox kangaal hai
kuch to message bhejo
mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai........

Tum Kutte The
Tum Kutte Ho
Tum Kutte Hi Rahoge
Tumhaara Baap Bhi Kutta Tha
Or Aane Waali Nasal Bhi Kutti Hi Hogi,

Ye Kehkar Kutiya Kutte Se Naaraaj Hokar Chali Gayi.

Dilse...

Ab To Iqrar Kr Lo

Or Na Tadpao

Ab To Bata Do

Or Na Sharmao

Are Bol Bhi Do


Ki


Aap


Humse

B Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Karne Me.!

MARNE KE
3 TARIKE-

1-ROJ CIGARET PIYO,
30 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE.

2-ROZ DARU PIYO,
15 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE.

3-KISI SE SACHA PYAAR KARLO,
JITE JI MAR JAOGE

barsat ka din


ek bheegi ladki


bheega badan


bheegi zulfein


bheege honth


us se nazrein mili,

dekh kar dil ne kaha


kal ye saali pakka bimar hogi!!

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.

who walks with u in d difficult times of life?

Ur Relative ? NO

Ur Welwishers ? No

Ur Lover ? NO

Ur Friend ? NO

Its only ur CHAPAL

Think jara hatke

Utho Alsiyo aur Desh ka kuch bhala karo....
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Acha aap ho kya?
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Sorry, aap to wapas so jao
us main hi Desh ki bhalai hai.

tumhare naam ki ghazle chand par likhne ko dil chahta hai par kya karu aalim ye khawb amavas ki raat ko aata hai

Kya aap udd sakte ho?
Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho?
Seena cheer ke dikha sakte ho?
Nahi na?

Bacha sirf shakal BANDAR jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nahi ban jata.

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
A aj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

kukure bacchaa!!



gadhar baccha!!!


suorer baccha!!


chagoler baccha!!!


biraler baccha!!





1dom barite pusbe na

era baari ghar khub nongra kre...

Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai

yeh xam ke riste bhi ajeeb hote he,
sab apne apne nasseb hote hai,
rehte hai jo nigahose door,
saale Question compulsory hota hai..

me kutta hu
me kutta hu
me kutta hu
yakin nhi aata
bhov bvhov bhov bhovvvvvvvvvvvvv

utho na
der ho rahi he
pani dalu kya
chai thndi ho jayegi
utho na aalsi
teri bv nhi hu chutye uth nhi to chadi utar duga

Jab
Tum
Ratko
Apne
Bed
Pe
Jake
Letke
Muze
Call
Karoge
Tab
hum
Sirf
Itna
Hi
Kahenge
WALK WHEN YOU TALK!

i love u.
sab kahte hain.
isme naya kya hai.

oye praji.
naya ye hai.
ki har baar bewakoof banaane ka andaaj juda hota hai.

kya meri naak tedhi h
ankhein mendak jaisi h
surat se besharam ya pagal hu
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phr aapne aisa kyu kaha k hum dono miltey h

Kya tm gareeb ho?

YES or NO?

Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo...


Aur agr ghareeb ho to yeh msg aagay bhejo...

KHUL K MAANGO yaar

Happy Bhikari day!

mohabbat ki raho me
har pal dard milenga
mohabbat ki raho me har pal dard milenga
meri maano ek medical khol lo
bahaut chalega..

ek din apki life mai ek aisy ladki ayegi jo apko bhot jyada pyar karegi .apko pyar se touch karegi or apko dher sari kiss kiya karegi or khahgi I LOVE u




papa

Hum bhi aap ke liye Taj bnayenge, Hum bhi aap ke liye Taj Banayenge, bakhurdar ek cup khud piyenge or ek cup aap ko pilayenge

kabhi socha hai? gatam tave pe popcorns kyu uchalate hai?

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nahi pata na?


kabhi khud baithana pata chalega...:)

what is mobile..?


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Yea hath may kya ghanta pakda hai kya.!!!

mere aur katrina mein ek baat bilkul same hai


guess what??







mein bhi usse sms nai karta woh bhi mujhe sms nai karti...:)

hum doston ko bahot buri saza dete hai)x2 juta se nahi maarte bas moza sunjha dete hai

cigaret pi kor deka,
dhoya ka asar nahi huya...
serabi bankor deka,
serab ka asar nahi huya...
jehar pi kor dake,
mara nahi avitak...
tara payer ma porkar daka,
pagal ho gaya hum,
tara payer ki nasha me kho gaya hum......

WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THESE MOVIES-

JANNAT

GANGSTER

MURDER

FANAA

TITANIC







THINK..




LADKIYO KE LAFDE ME MAT PADNA,
SIRF LADKIYA BACHTI HAI BAAKI SAB MAR JAATE HAI.