3 thing that should not be asked- 1] A man's WAGE.. 2] A woman's AGE.. 3] A student's PERCENTAGE... . . IT HURTS!!! . . After all, hamari bhi feelings hain :-(
Life k hr cut pe tere ko muskrane ka, kabhi kisi bat pe kisi ko nai rulane ka, Phir b kabhi life me tere ko gham ho, Bina soche samjhe apun ko fone ghumane ka.
If ever u start missing ur coll days, ur class, ur frd circle, ur crush or anything abt ur coll life then . . . . . Just open ur marksheet! . . . . SAARA NASHA UTAR JAYEGA!! ;-)
SMS jake mere dost ko HELLO kehna, Smile kare to SO SWEET kehna.. Delete kare to TAKE CARE kehna, Aur padhne k baad mujhe miss kare to SAME TO U kehna.. :-)
Dunia k 5 mushkil kaam
1. Hathi ko dhakka lagana
2. Machhr ki malish karna
3. cheenti ko kiss karna
4. Ziraff ki gardn dbaana
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5. AApse sms ki umeed rakhna
wah prabhu kya lila hai teri! chuha billi se darti hai billi kutta se darti hai kutta aadmi se darta hai aadmi biwi se darta hai biwi chuha se darti hai
uski ankh jali hai , nak tuti hui pyali hai, rang roop main wo koyle bhi se adhik kali hai, phir bhi main use beauty queen kahta hoon kyonki wo meri sali hai
kabhi aap jaise dost kaha karte the dosti mein jaan bhi mango to hajir hai. suna hai wo aaj kal aapni maasuka ko aapni jaan kehte hai: salo aab karo jaan hajir.