Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 78

'Jeetay' Hain To Koi 'Haal' Tak Nahi Puchhta,
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'Martay' Hain To Duniya 'BIRYANI' khane ajati hai..

bijil+badal=savan aya

barat+baja=dulha aya

phul+nazare=vasanta aya

aap+aapki hasi=...........

bhago...........


bhut aya

I'm lamp
U r light
i m coke
u r sprite
I'm badal
u r sawan




im normal
ur




also normal .apne pe hi shaqq kya baat hai ....

HaPpY cHiLdReNs DaY
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Is din har baap ko apne bachey ki yad aati hy.Is liye mujhe B tumhari yad i.
Ab ye msg muje he snd kr k baap k sath batmizi na krna =P ;->

Its a magic
1glass thanda pani lo aur usse
apne baju me baithe SHAKHS
par dal do...
Ye thanda pani use GARAM
kar dega..
Try it.
Gdnt

Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bo
la “kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”. Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai … Thank you!!

zarurt nahi chaand ya sitaron ki
na zarurt hai faltu bhenchod yaron ki bas ek bhai chahiye tere jaisa,
waqt aane pe jo maa chod de hazaaron ki ...........

Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…

koi ladki hume thukraye;
iske hamey koi gum nahi,
badnaseeb to wo ladki hey;
jiske naseeb mey hum nahi

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
hindustani bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai,
Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai,
Aur agar dil bhi chup ho to?
Toh Log bolte hai
“Ram Naam Satya Hai”

grl came late on date


boy says --- falak par sitaron ko nennd aa rhi ....tere kaan par maru tu ab aa rhi hai ...



grl says --- kaan par marne ka na de vaasta ...kholti hu purse le kar le naasta ...

U NID FUN:
Mera naam joker
U NID FRND:
Hm tumhare hai sanam
U NID PEACE:
Main hu na
U NID HELP:
Hm saath saath hai
U NID CASH.?






Ham aap k hai kaun?

ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon

Good NT.
Ab tum sochoge ki good NT is waqt kyun?
SIMPLe!
Phone mera,
Msg mera,
Paisa mera.
Jo man mein aaye wo bheju,

YE LE HAPPY diwali.

kya kar Loge?

pathar pe pathar
pathar pe chaku
tere baap se kehna
tera baap hai daku

\('.')/Hands up ( ) / \@@ agr apni jan pyari hai to
jitne bhi sms hai sb send kro
KHABRDAR Aur Wo
Draft me kya hai?
Wo b bhejo. . . . . .

lalu ke pichhe kutte ka bachcha par gaya,

lalu ne socka ki hamne to bsnl ka card liya hai phir ye hutch ka network kyon pakar raha hai

MUMBAI_SMS
Pehle Usne=P
Kaha
Fir Usne=R
Kaha
Fir usne=E
Kaha
Fir usne=M
Kaha

Is tarha zalim ne PREM
ke tukde tukde Kar Diye.

Colgate se dant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majbut karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
Agar phir bhi white na hua to bindas Harpic use karne ka.....

Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai

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......well done nice work
tommorow iwill teach you ABCD

Jani jin tufano me logo ke ashiyane ujad jate hai, un tufano me hum apni underwear sukhate hai!

Pata hai HUM CloroMint kyu khate hain


Kyuki



Five star,
Dairy milk,
Perk,
Kit KAT




50 Paise me nahi milti!








DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA

Ek tha raja ek thi rani doo mar gaye khatam kahani
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ab neeche kya dead body dhundne aaye ho kah to diya mar gaye

pyaar= dukho ka bazer
prei= dukho ka kharidar
pemika= dukho ki dukandar
mata-pita= bich ki diwar
behen= salahkar
bhai= pitane ko tyiar
ye hai LOVE ka BIG BAZAR

Bakri teji se pahad pe chadi

Bakri teji se pahad pe chadi



Bakri teji se pahad pe chadi












dheeri se utar gayi

SUNDAY MEANS.S-sote rehna,U-utho derse,N-naho mat,D-dekhte raho Tv,A-aaram hi aaram,Y-yaad karo ek dost ko.SO ENJOY UR SUNDAY

bahut dur rahkar bhi pas lagte ho .......har bar dusro ka diya sms karte ho aur khud ko kavi kalidas kahte ho...

night was dark

moon was high

boy stopped bike

girl asked why?

He came close..

she felt shy..
& he said


'dhakka maar'
herion petrol
khatam ho gaya haiii.