Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 79

killing shayari:

tute dil ko lekar phirta hai pappu gali gali(wah wah)
tute dil ko lekar firta hai pappu gali gali(wah wah)












masakkali..masakkali..masakkali...:-)

beti:- maa gaon me film wala aya hai.




maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai


beti: abhisek aur jhon bhi aaya hai.
maa:to apne bhaai ko bhi andar bula le.

paaglo ki 4 niishaniyan...

1-right hand mein mobile pakadna..
2-anguthe se button dabanaa..
3-message padhkar muskuraana...
4-fir sochna msg kisko forward karuu..

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

aap ki chal mor jaisi,
aawaz koyal jaisi,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
eyes hiran jaisi,
ear mor jaisa,
kitna aacha hota agar,
2-4 khubi insano wali bhi hoti,,,,,,,

ALLAHHUMAINNIA AOOTHUBIKA MINALJUNOONIWALJUTHAAMI WALBARASI WASAYYI ILASQAAM- This is dua to protect urself against Swine flu!

na pyar, na mohbat, na dosti,
yarro
aaj ke devdas ke baat mano,
na chandra mukhi na paaro,
bas har ek ladki ko line maro,,

Mera no. change ho gaya hai,










UNDERWEAR ka..
Agar tujhe meri purani UNDERWEAR chahiye to le jana.
Arey Hat pagle. Ab thanx bolkar bhai ko rulayega kya!

niche dekho










niche khuch naqhi he kyu time kharab kar rahe ho

Ye ek raaz ki baat hai..
Kisi ko batana mat!
Nahi bataoge na!

Wada??

To suno!

Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-)

Bruce Lee was a grteat man. But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man ..........Can you gues why ?

Because he became MAMU LEE.

A girl's poem:
Husband mera esa ho,
wallet me jiske paisa ho,
lambi jiski height ho,
gusse ka wo lite ho, jab saas se meri fight ho,
kahe jaanu tum hi right ho

aakhon mein aanshu aajate hain, phir bhi lobon pe hanshi thopni padti hai.ye halat tab hoti hai jag lambe safer mein TATTI rokni padti hai.

Police ko ek insaan Mila hai..Kaale Daant, Ghonsle jaise Baal, Shakl Pagalo wali, Mujhe Teri Fikr ho rahi hai, Zara Miss Call De toh Tasalli Hogi..PLZ...

Mobile ko kabhi bhi peeche ke pocket mein mat rakhna, Bettery Phutegi to pichwada phat jayega, Log hath se pichwada dhote hain tum Pichwade se hath dho baitoge

,:*'''*;*
*;',%.';* Ye ek
)( Ped
__)(__ hai...
Khubsurat hai na..
Galti se bhi mujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki to isi pr ulta tang dunga. Samgha

Hamari new Generation-Miss ne lkG class k bche se kha 1 se 10 tak gino mein tumhe kiss krungi.
Bacha bola: agr me 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya scheme hai..

arz kiya hai...

yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala (wah wah)

yashomati maiyya se bole nandlala (wah wah)












tata sky laga dala to life jhingalala........:-)

Films relatd 2 student.
Exms-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
QPapr-Paheli
AnsPapr-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Papr out-Plan
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
Pass-Ajuba.

Uski 1 Aankh itni khubsurt thi
Uski 1 Ankh itni khubsurt thi
ki uski dusri Ank b usiko Dekhrhi thi

RECEIPEE-
1: Tk a bowl, full of grapes
2: Keep it in ur hand
3: Stand infrnt of mirror .dish is ready.
RECEIPE NAME

Langoor ke hath me angoor.

Apko 1 Word

BhejTa Hu
jise Ap AgeSe
pado Ya PicheSe
apko Apna Hi
Nam Dikhai Dega
U L L U
kyo hai na

Kamaal Ke
Nakhre Tere


Ajib Tera
StYLe Hai...


Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur


Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai :)

Ladka aur ladki
Ladki: kaun ho tum
Laka: hum! to suno

Pyar ke Estate ke
Mohabbat Nagar ke
Ishq colony ke
Ashiq Hai Hum.

Do pyar karne
wale jangal me
kho gaye.












Jangal me khoye hai
mobile me
kyu dhund rahe ho..

Girl -my shona, my bacha, my golu, my nonu, my sweetu, my chotu... Kya tum mujse shaadi karoge?
Bolo na baby...

Boy -tum muje propose kar rahi ho ya adopt kar rahi ho.

Santa:Samundra mein me Dahi daal raha tha.
Banta:Kya kar raha hai? Santa:Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta:Isliye to log hum pe joke marte hain,Itni Lassi kaun piyega.

khidki se dekha to road par koi na tha wah wah,
khidki se dekha to road par koi na tha wah wah,
road par ja kar dekha to khidki mein koi na tha wah wah.

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ye machliya
meri dosti ki nishani hain,
inhen sambal kar rakhena,
ye mar na jain,
is liye mobile ko pani main rakhna, :)

Jab aap 98% akele hon,
60% tension me hon,

87% mushkil me hon,

63% dukhi hon,

10% ishq me hon,

to in sab no. mila kar dial karo!
Aapki sari problem solve ho jaayegi.. ;-)