Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 80

Main khud bhi usay bhulana chahta hoon faraz….
pr Kya kroon!
Ami roz subha 7 badaam khila daiti hain.

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tujhi mei rab ko paya hai,
tijhi mei uska saya haius rab say milnay ko baychan hoon ki jab milo tere baare mei puchu ke yeh kaisa namuna banaya hai

IDE-7418
FDD-5665
MIA-1987
LHB-2159
MNP-4848
SLO-6011

ghoooor kya rahey ho?
Ye un gaarion k number hain jin par tum ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY

tumhari raho me mein 100-100 ke not bichha deta hu..
tumhari raho me mein 100-100 ke not bichha deta hu.........tum jaati ho wapas utha leta huu...

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...

dil ko dhadkan se pehley,
dost ko dosti se pehley,
aur tumko 2 din pehle
W\ISH YOU HAPPY NAAG PANCHMI

Teri maa ki

Teri Bahen Ki

Tere Baap ki

Tere Bhai Ki

Tere poore khandaan ki
TU JAAN HAI RE !!!!
Aapna khayal rakhna...

one think i like abut u is.........



ke tum har baat dil se kehte ho...........


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kyon ki dimag ka option hi nahi hain he he

This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now...

What is a mobile?

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Sharam karo iska answer bhi msg me dhoond rahe ho..... Haath me kya TAMBURA pakad rakha hai??!!! :P :P

Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,
Honda city, opel, mecedez tak chod du,
Darling itna kaafi hai ya,
do char jhuth aur bole du!!

Aap Cartoon
Aap K Bhai Cartoon
Aap Ki Sister Cartoon
Aap K Abbu Cartoon
Aap K Bachay Cartoon
Aap Ki Puri Family Cartoon
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Dekhte Hain Ya Nahi?

AGAR LADKI AKELE MILE TO KEH DENA I LOVE U

AGAR GUSSA KARE TO KEHNA
BEHNA MILTE REHNA MILTE REHNA.

1 bakri thi deewani si 1 bakre par wo marti thi sharma ke punch hilake galiyon se gujarti thi photo tumhara de kar poocha karti thi ye bakra kahan milega.

Apni Biwi ko 100% apni kamai dene pe 20% sukh milta haiDusre ki Biwi ko 20% kamai dene pe 100% sukh milta haiJeevan aapka!Faisla aapka!Jago grahak jago.

Arz kia h..Kbhi sochte h aj padenge,Kbhi sochte h kal padenge,Fir sochte h jb exm ayenge tb padenge,Aur jb exm aate h to kehte h ab kya ghanta padengeGd nt

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

Najar ne najar se najar milake kaha, Najar tumhari najar ki kasam, Najar se najar na milana
nahi to najar ko najar lag jayegi.

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai


Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai


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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

Ek SMS ROZ,
Keep the Friend close,
Ek din me pach,
Dosti pe na aye aach,
Ek din me dus,
meli Dosti ka rus,
Ek din me bees,
Yaar tung mat kar plzzzzzz

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

wah ghalib tune kya sher mara hai,
wah ghalibe tune kya sher mara hai
arey yaar! dekh zara sherni kitna ro rahi hai...

Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho'n par
HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
phir
ek mor pr Aap mily Aur bachi hui zindagi

ki b WAATT laga di.. ;->

Aik baat kaan khol ke sun lo kay aaj ke baad mere number pe agar tumhara
koi sms ya koi miss call ayi to mujh se acha koi nahi ho ga
because you are so sweet!
keep in touch haan

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

Hum Uth Gaye Hai!
jisko Gud mrng krna hai krlo
dhkka-mukki mat krna
line se wish krna
Hmare Drshn 12 Baje Tak Honge.
Fir to gud aftnun valo ki bhid lgegi.

Wt is ur name?
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Aray pagal tujay apna naam b nahi aata jo neechay dekhi jata ha
bewakoof ...;->

Ek pagal tha
Bilkul pagal tha
Khali pagal nahi
Bahut khatarnak pagal tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,

Aap ke samne toh
Woh huch bhi nahi tha…

Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!



R u pregnant??

Nhi na?
Then y u r reading this msg?
Shoq to dekho amma bany ka:-P:-P